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Chuj 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tripped over a log and broke her leg in 4 places? Doesn't add up

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DrDT 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly what I thought as well. You can see hints that the story's author was also skeptical, probably why they included that unnecessary bit about "she went into a powerful stride"...

Spez - also, what's up with her Instagram post regarding the accident? If a normal person tried over a log, they would simply say so. No normal person would describe tripping on a log as "I struck something in the dark"

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Staatssicherheit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did she fall down a cliff after tripping on the log or something?

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itoobelieve 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "press" quotes she breaks into a powerful stride... So she was power walking in the jungle showing those guides how it should be done.

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tonkabodhi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did they make her quarantine for travel? Was she wearing a mask? Is she six feet apart??? Or does the leg cancel out COVID? I thought covid caused the injury? Why isn’t she wearing a mask in the hammock??

/s!

She’s awful.

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BidensDeadBrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do celebrities go to the Congo? That's the real question.

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FreedomFromGovt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the actual white supremacists' idea of communing with their little brown brothers in their native habitat.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. Just a different subtype. And it doesn't even matter that they are white. The one feature they all share in common is obsession with race and desire to discriminate on the basis thereof.

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chknh8r 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably owns mines that children mine cobalt out of for lithium ion batteries.

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheese pizza and hotdogs.

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19American62Woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor little entitled celebrity.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Additional details reveal that General Joe Biden took a break from his front line duty in Afghanistan to rescue her. The risky extraction took place under enemy fire (monkeys hurling their own poop at them).

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AntsCamera 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aww poor Ghastly Spudd. I hope the doctor botches the surgery.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her vagina is not fine. Being full of cobwebs and moss is not fine. Not for a vajayjay.

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Mogwhy33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spoiled Hollywood brat slams into real world wall at 100 mph.

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

More likely the african child sex slave she purchased faught back.

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