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CommiesBane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of my favorite line from The Last Boy Scout:

Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."