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BaxterTheWanderDog 52 points ago +52 / -0

That was beautiful pede, very poignant at this point. I will continue to refuse to wear the mask or accept the vaccine.

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Saltyminer11 21 points ago +22 / -1

Thank you. I really really wonder how many people on here are still wearing the masks

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Sempergunnit 26 points ago +26 / -0

The only thing the mask prevents is a possible interaction with a Democrat which is much worse than COVID

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Valid point

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befehlistbefehl 19 points ago +19 / -0

Too many.

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Saltyminer11 15 points ago +16 / -1

I know. They want to talk about muh right, muh freedom but can't muster up enough courage to walk into a convenience store without a mask because they might get the stink eye. Wow.

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm definitely in the minority, I don't wear a mask. Not even at work. I ignore the sign on the door and walk in without one.

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BeSafeAltAvoidDoxxin 2 points ago +3 / -1

for me it's not the "stink eye" , don't be ridiculous you asshat. Every store has a security guard posted up at the front rejecting people without masks, and I'm not about to have the cops called on me and be one of those retards in those videos recording a cop debating asking what I'm doing wrong and losing a few hours of my life every time .

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good point asshat. I im my state no security guards and people still wear masks like its the antidate.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 10 points ago +12 / -2

Some of us live in deep blue states and can’t do shit without it to include buy food to feed our families. Well, I could just stay home and order all of my groceries from Whole Foods, but then I’m giving Jeff Bezos more money to get richer while his dark money helped put Biden in office and destroy thousands of small businesses.

And no, moving is not an option for me at this time, but I’m eyeing Florida when I get a chance.

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mateus 4 points ago +5 / -1

I understand what you're saying, but we're in NY, and we're done with this crap!

The first time someone suggested to me that they could do my shopping and I could pick it up curbside, I said What, and let your employees who cant keep their hands off their face diapers touch all of my items? DH cracked up and, of course, they let us in. Probably ALSO because I reminded them that their own staff pull down the masks because they want to breathe, too.

This will only end when WE end it.

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Ballind 9 points ago +9 / -0

95%. I don't ever see anyone else inside places without one. I'll still wear them in restaurants because they'll turn you away if not

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Saltyminer11 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its opposite here in restaurants. They are BEGGING for business. They have seen too many walk out taking their money with them. They know they can just tell the maskers that its not a law and they are won't enforce the mandate because they are not the police. If I have to go into a government building or courthouse I wear one. But that's it. If they want my money they are seeing my face.

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DiamondInTheWeeds 16 points ago +16 / -0

"If they want my money they are seeing my face." Great line! I'm gonna steal it.

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Saltyminer11 10 points ago +10 / -0

Steal away! Everybody here needs to!

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Sir_Girth 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s actually way dumber where I’m at. You have to have a mask when you walk in, or walk out, but you don’t have to wear it when you sit down at your table.

It’s obviously a trivial rule.

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Lurkermon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you need to wear a mask to walk out? Just walk out. Are they going to stop you from leaving?

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Sir_Girth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t, but they want you to.

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mateus 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's how it is here. In fact I posted about this just yesterday, after my husband and I got back from lunch! The hostess asked us if we needed masks, we just smiled and kept walking, all of about 10 feet to the table. We've had it!

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Sir_Girth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome! Keep it up!

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frontier64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Florida is virtually mask free outside of Miami area. The best are italian restaurants, none of the employees ever wear one and nobody that goes wears it. At non-italian places it's about 75% have employees wearing masks the rest don't.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tampa is pretty fucked for masks indoors.

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +2 / -1

Three masks!

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YoureMyFavPerson 10 points ago +10 / -0

The word 'just' in this context makes me sick. It is used to belittle the listener. It means stop asking questions and making things more complicated, then do what was instructed. It's very dismissive.

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Kendoextendo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read this in Adam Sandler’s voice when he did the old “Herlihy boy” ads on SNL.

“Just, let me water your plants”

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JohnParker1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just strap a My Pillow to your face, and one on your butt to. Mike Lindell would sure appreciate it.

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jubyeonin 28 points ago +31 / -3

Ah, White Claw. The drink of Antifas.

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SquareBites 34 points ago +36 / -2

The general entitlement of liberals when it comes to masks is the thing that gets me the most. You think that just because you're worried about a pandemic that I have to burden myself with wearing a mask? Explain that to me.

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Belleoffreedom 20 points ago +20 / -0

It is just an excuse to be vicious. Really. I watch the Karens on Next Door, and they sound like a bunch of elementary-school girls deciding who they aren't going to talk to, today.

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Saltyminer11 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is exactly what it is.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly, liberals don't like personal responsibility. They want one authority to rule them all. You're not allowed to think for yourself. "Liberal" means "liberal with the use of government to oppress you"

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was talking to this super asshole lefty about sending my kids to private school because they shut down our schools and he was like "oh I belive in public education. A really strong liberal public education" this coming from a guy who has no kids, by the way, and I said "THEY ARE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL. THE SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED! " FUCK, THESES PEOPLE ARE RETARDED! I'm like just listen to the things that you are saying! They think they know everything!

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Darkheartisland 8 points ago +8 / -0

Liberal means liberty. The left abandoned that long ago when they started listening to that old white guy named Marx.

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most leftists don't even know who Marx is , they're just following CNN( older ones) or some pedowood stoner on Twitter( younger ones) who tells them orang man bad, I've talked w far more conservatives who are well read on world history . Only the party leaders know Marx and they keep it quiet because Marx was a grade A lazy asshole like they are.

[ source: socal pede]

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know. I want to say to them "I don't think that means what you think it means"

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jubyeonin 12 points ago +14 / -2

I was pointing out White Claw. lol

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +6 / -2

Oh. I'll have the extra firm with a lot of soy sauce and a White Claw.

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jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is your bidet not working? Can I speak to your manager?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bidet the usurper never worked a day in his life.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

A toilet seat bidet is one of the best decisions I've made, not related to worrying about saving toilet paper. I just love it, and I get strange looks because I'm like a toilet seat bidet attachment disciple.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Picture indicates that the toilet paper is free. Reeeeeeeee

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SquareBites 1 point ago +9 / -8

Very key point.

Liberals have always been the type to have a cult-like attraction to mainstream products.

White Claw, avocados, veganism, dental care, etc.

Sheep.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +15 / -1

Avacados and dental care are to be rejected as "mainstream?"

These purity tests are getting out of hand

"Are you now, or have you ever, eaten an avocado?" Lol

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe they meant to say Avocadoism and Vegan Dental Care?

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Juanye 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking dental care!

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

IKR. Poster is British? Not giving up my toothpaste.

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! You can always tell who the sheep are!

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think because you want me to do something I must do it. How does that work? How about stick my mas up your ass.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, how many Mas do you have? Heather, is that you?

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nickybops 2 points ago +5 / -3

This girl I am messing around with has me drinking them sometimes. The black cherry is not too bad ngl. Double shot jack and coke is my go to when out but when I am with her I will drink a few of them as it's literally just flavored seltzer that makes you drunk. I guess the only pro side is the hangover from White Claws are practically nonexistent. Downside is you look like a faggot and you have to drink like 4 tall boys to get someone decently inebriated.

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brother_red 8 points ago +12 / -4

I hear the sound of pussy whips cracking!

Bro.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

Not really, drinking alcohol that is provided by someone under no threat of not getting pussy if you refuse or being forced to do so isn't pussy whipped. It's literally drinking a beverage. But I guess if that's the new definition of pussy whipped in these postmodernist times. Kek... the absolute state.

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brother_red 8 points ago +11 / -3

So you're saying you drink cheerleader beer on purpose?

Just goofing on you fren.

Drink what you like, even if it's gay af!

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NataliesFeet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cheerleader beer 🤣

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Falling_ferret 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who doesn't look at a hard water hasn't lifted their shirt up since high school. The older I get, the longer the bottled bread sits on my waist.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

I'm gonna kill myself now, frens making fun of me :(

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brother_red 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aw noooo!

Frens who love you can goof on you!

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nickybops 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know, just fucking around. I've been on this site and the old site on reddit for damn near half a decade along with /pol/ also, I think I can take a few goofs thrown at me by frens, kek.

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Meltedsnowflakes 2 points ago +3 / -1

It actually makes a pretty good covert drink at work. Pour that shit in a flavored seltzer bottle. It doesnt have an alcohol scent either.

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brother_red 10 points ago +12 / -2

pro-tips

All alcohol has an "alcohol scent" to it. You might think it doesn't, but it does.

If you have to disguise drinking alcohol, you might want to step back and think about that.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep. You're smelling the byproducts of the breakdown of alcohol by the human body. Some folks exude the smell quite strongly, others not so much.

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nickybops 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yup when i drank a lot of vodka I would smell it ooze out of me the day after...

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NataliesFeet 2 points ago +3 / -1

What is your job?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's a pilot

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Meltedsnowflakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

FBI

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tastes like cough syrup to me, cant do it.

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befehlistbefehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

I honestly have more respected for the mazis who actually believe in masks than the apologists who don't believe in them, but wear them anyways.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can only respect mazis who listen to facts and at least try to intelligently defend their position.

Which is to say I've never encountered a respectable one.

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cara_c 1 point ago +8 / -7

The apologists who need to keep their jobs, get in to see a doctor, or buy groceries?

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Esodo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I doubt it. Most grocery stores do not even enforce it in my experience. Most people just really believe the little 16 year old girl/boy at the front is scary lol.

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InarosPrime -1 points ago +3 / -4

Some of us would prefer to pick our battles carefully instead of fighting the mask requirements everywhere.

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Esodo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can see why you think this way. But know that these mask mandates are intended to be permanent. People do need to fight back. Just try walking in without one and see if they say anything first. You can put one on if you really have to when they ask but at least see if you can get away with it. You might be surprised.

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InarosPrime -5 points ago +1 / -6

Win the war, not the battle. Not wearing a mask might be a short-lived victory, but it makes the mask Karens angry. Instead, convince them the masks don't work with real-world data like the Dakotas graphs. Show them articles which prove it is more about control and compliance than effective protection, like the people who got kicked off a flight for wearing this mask.

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Esodo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do both! I am all for showing them studies proving them wrong too. But people have to take the mask off. They will never "let" you go back to normal.

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InarosPrime -3 points ago +2 / -5

I don't see the victory in not wearing a mask. I see the victory in convincing the store the mask mandates are not helping. I see the victory in convincing others masks are useless at stopping COVID.

I show people the graphs of masks vs no masks. I also show articles which prove it is more about control and compliance than protection from the virus, like the people who got kicked off the plane for the Narwhal masks.

Convincing others this is BS is how we win in the long run. Refusing to wear a mask just makes people angry.

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CantStumpTheTrump20 8 points ago +8 / -0

THEY ARE NOT WELCOME! Take your fucking face diapers back to Reddit!

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck off, dumbass

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. There is no real science behind universal mask wearing
  2. Fuck anyone who tries to force that shit on us. If some retard wants to wear a diaper on their face, they are welcome to do so, but to force it on others is bullshit.
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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 4 points ago +4 / -0

You say there is a lot of "science" involved, but failed to provide any real world studies to show any evidence (not Models or Mannequins or Hamster studies). The only real science we have on masks shows that they do nothing to protect the weather (https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M20-6817). There is no good evidence to show that they are even an effective source control (the recent spike in cases was seen everywhere, regardless of mask compliance and cases are on the decline now in places like Florida without a mandate). I've also already had the virus, so there really isn't anything for me to even slightly care about anymore, since infection and recovery is equivalent to a vaccine (https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.02.08.21251362v1 https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.01.15.21249731v1)

Now get the fuck out of here with your authoritarian bullshit.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Science has been dead since the 1970s

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InarosPrime 0 points ago +1 / -1

The "science" says South Dakota should have dramatically higher cases than North Dakota, but it is clear from this graph that masks and business closures don't work. There are plenty of other data sets showing the same thing. Do your own research, or be ignorant and listen to what the "scientists" tell you the "truth" is.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patriotic to who CCP?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've encountered some of those. Hateful, vile creatures. I'm more concerned with denying sick people medicine though.

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Oculument 1 point ago +1 / -0

+1996/-3 ratio. No, there are not.

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Saltyminer11 18 points ago +18 / -0

I went into a place the other day and the girl said "can you put on a mask" now mind you there were no customers there. Business is really slow here everywhere you go (thanks government!) I said, no I won't be in here but a minute. She looked at me like I fuckin broke her! She didn't know what to say so she just left me alone. She knew she was walking on thin ice because if she pushed it I was taking my money with me. This is how we break the mask spell!

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DiamondInTheWeeds 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. This.

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dakin116 18 points ago +18 / -0

Doctors are highly paid but not much different than the rest of America working for giant corporations not wanting to speak the truth out of fear of job loss. They know mask wearing is pointless, the only ones speaking out are the few still in private practice.

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DiamondInTheWeeds 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haven't been back to my Primary Care since he told me both of us would have to wear masks. What, you're so afraid of me [not sick] that you can't deal face to face? Screw that. So I jettisoned alcohol and the PC and about 18 pounds so far. Feels good, man.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol if I had a buck everytime I seen someone in scrubs not wearing a diaper. They know

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The_Gay_Deceiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was at work discussing it with some people (doctor's office). The infectious disease doctors apparently endorsed the vaccine, and someone brought that up to me when talking about it.

"You mean the people who have normalized receiving bribes from pharmaceutical companies so much that we have people working here whose job it is to schedule lunches for them?"

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redblaine 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why have a face shield AND a mask?

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HowlinMad 11 points ago +11 / -0

I use this excuse all the time. No one’s asked me what it is yet.

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befehlistbefehl 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've never had success when I tried an excuse. I've practically always had success when I flat out refuse to give them any excuse or reason.

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HowlinMad 9 points ago +9 / -0

The excuse worked most of last year. But I’ve had to flat out refuse (and pull the discrimination card lol) since mid January. Hmm. I wonder what changed?

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EvensoAmen 10 points ago +10 / -0

My response is always: I cant! That's it. Simple.

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UndeadRevolver 8 points ago +9 / -1

Replace Whiteclaw with Yuengling or steak and we're good

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befehlistbefehl 8 points ago +11 / -3

I don't even try to give mazis a reason for not wearing one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you say anything at all?

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befehlistbefehl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Usually not.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks. That may be best. I haven't found anything that works. It seems like anyone you might need to talk to about it will necessarily be too brain dead to be able to communicate.

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bardeg 7 points ago +9 / -2

This was a top post on r/TheRightCantMeme

Honestly I kinda have to agree...this isn't even good boomer humor.

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Chongald_Xrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very funny (because it's true) that the mask-nazi has his nose hanging out.

Perhaps he should be wearing two or three masks to balance out me not wearing one. I'm ok with them wearing as many masks as makes them comfortable, or even better - just stay away from me - keep your "social distancing" shit-brain.

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fthecoup 7 points ago +8 / -1

kek

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bdailey1965USA 7 points ago +9 / -2

this would never happen in my city....she would've been righteously beaten down just for the hat alone be the "good" people

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are behind enemy lines. When are you moving?

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Shadilady 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whiteclaw and bullets!! lol!

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malooch 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t wear a mask because I’m not sick. Yes I’m asymptotic because I have no symptoms. No I’m not contagious because no one I know is sick and if your mask works you have nothing to worry about. The mask people are the sick ones. Sick in the head.

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TGNX 4 points ago +4 / -0

YEAAAAHHHH!!!

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eugenehkrabs 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife calls it IABS.

It’s all bullshit.

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ShampocalypseWOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Where's your mask?"

"I have a medical condition."

"What condition?"

"Perfect health."

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

and no need to virtue signal,

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left_reddit_for_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

Montana Governor Gianfornte just lifted our state mask mandate!!!! Woohoo 🙌

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theglynn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I go all the time without one.

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SodaCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

And now 'science says' the coof can be spread trough flatulence. Soon just wear a butt plug for 2 weeks to flatten the curve.

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Using that one.

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MindsetRoulette 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has been a more retarded version of the Spanish Flu panic, even after 100 years of research about the Spanish Flu.

Idiocracy is real.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

They look more like A’s to me from here.

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Magatonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoooooo ahhhhhyouuuu????? UPDOOT! UPDOOT!

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UsurperJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their mask is our MAGA hat

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AUS4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reminds me of the Arrested Development joke with Maeby/Surely Fünke having BS.

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salvecitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

In no particular order:

  • Double-crucifix could be the next big thing. BIG.
  • Dude reminds me of Joe Rockhead, but he wasn't a Karen.
  • The social-distancing graphic low-key encourages lesbianism.
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had-to-chime-in 1 point ago +1 / -0

CFS

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Canadean 1 point ago +1 / -0

unfortunately I'm unable

I appreciate this establishments ability to accommodate for the disabled

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Lorrainer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Walked into a cobblery shop the other day to get some boots fixed for my wife. Mid size City with a virulently liberal City Council. Shoppe is in a historic part of downtown which is dying. When I entered the Shop owner's wife tried pushing a mask on me. I told her I don't wear them. The shop owner was sitting at a nearby desk and wanted me to wear one also. I showed him the boots but he said they don't do repairs. Guess they just sell shoes. The woman mentioned wearing a mask again and i said, "What for? You're wearing one, so we're both safe" The male said "The Governor has mandated them". I said "He ain't my Governor. He's a crook." They both repeated that I should really wear one. I shrugged and since my business was done I started to leave and then looked at the guy and said, you really need to grow a pair. I was smiling as I left.

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RepentCoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is white claw based lol?

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Pede3 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don't think so. Meme'd as a chick drink. Maybe it's low calorie or something. - I don't pay much attention to alcohol. Diet Coke FTW.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +2 / -1

I love this site

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2Guns1ForEachofYa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ain't no laws when you've got Claws.

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Consumerbot381732 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooo, I like this! Or what about CTS? (Critical Thinking Skills)

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freedomcries 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has CS and he is full of BS

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strictly1957 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOLD TIER ART!

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muslimporn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Excuse me miss you best wear a mask to keep my kissers from those luscious lips.

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RowardHoark -3 points ago +1 / -4

Ewww 7.62

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JESUSJUGS -6 points ago +1 / -7

Kek. Is white claw based?

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RusherOfDin -6 points ago +5 / -11

Kinda cringey.

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brother_red 1 point ago +5 / -4

If by "Kinda" you mean "Totally" - yeah.

Fucking White Claw?

Geez. Trash drinks White Claw.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don't particularly like the Claw, but a lot in my ever-shrinking social circle do. Maybe it's a SoCal thing.

Yes, I make sure to lob the appropriate insults at them.

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Granny_git_yer_gun 3 points ago +3 / -0

White Claw is just Boone's Farm in a slim can...for effeminate hands.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's truth and fiction in your comment.

The fiction is the stereotype, but there's truth in the observation.

It's deeper than your comment portrayed, and I'm not just talking about booze.

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brother_red 0 points ago +2 / -2

Well, seeing as your social circle is all girls, maybe don't insult them.

Please don't tell me you know males who drink that shit!!

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yup, I know guys who drink that. I'm thinking of two in particular, and both are otherwise total Alpha males.

I'll drink Mike's Hard Lemonade on a hot summer day, but I'm still a beer and whiskey guy myself, with a soft spot for champagne brunch.

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brother_red 2 points ago +3 / -1

lol - gay dudes can be alpha

:)