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jubyeonin 28 points ago +31 / -3

Ah, White Claw. The drink of Antifas.

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SquareBites 34 points ago +36 / -2

The general entitlement of liberals when it comes to masks is the thing that gets me the most. You think that just because you're worried about a pandemic that I have to burden myself with wearing a mask? Explain that to me.

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Belleoffreedom 20 points ago +20 / -0

It is just an excuse to be vicious. Really. I watch the Karens on Next Door, and they sound like a bunch of elementary-school girls deciding who they aren't going to talk to, today.

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Saltyminer11 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is exactly what it is.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly, liberals don't like personal responsibility. They want one authority to rule them all. You're not allowed to think for yourself. "Liberal" means "liberal with the use of government to oppress you"

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was talking to this super asshole lefty about sending my kids to private school because they shut down our schools and he was like "oh I belive in public education. A really strong liberal public education" this coming from a guy who has no kids, by the way, and I said "THEY ARE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL. THE SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED! " FUCK, THESES PEOPLE ARE RETARDED! I'm like just listen to the things that you are saying! They think they know everything!

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Darkheartisland 8 points ago +8 / -0

Liberal means liberty. The left abandoned that long ago when they started listening to that old white guy named Marx.

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most leftists don't even know who Marx is , they're just following CNN( older ones) or some pedowood stoner on Twitter( younger ones) who tells them orang man bad, I've talked w far more conservatives who are well read on world history . Only the party leaders know Marx and they keep it quiet because Marx was a grade A lazy asshole like they are.

[ source: socal pede]

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know. I want to say to them "I don't think that means what you think it means"

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jubyeonin 12 points ago +14 / -2

I was pointing out White Claw. lol

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +6 / -2

Oh. I'll have the extra firm with a lot of soy sauce and a White Claw.

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SquareBites 1 point ago +9 / -8

Very key point.

Liberals have always been the type to have a cult-like attraction to mainstream products.

White Claw, avocados, veganism, dental care, etc.

Sheep.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 14 points ago +15 / -1

Avacados and dental care are to be rejected as "mainstream?"

These purity tests are getting out of hand

"Are you now, or have you ever, eaten an avocado?" Lol

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Juanye 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking dental care!

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! You can always tell who the sheep are!

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think because you want me to do something I must do it. How does that work? How about stick my mas up your ass.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, how many Mas do you have? Heather, is that you?

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nickybops 2 points ago +5 / -3

This girl I am messing around with has me drinking them sometimes. The black cherry is not too bad ngl. Double shot jack and coke is my go to when out but when I am with her I will drink a few of them as it's literally just flavored seltzer that makes you drunk. I guess the only pro side is the hangover from White Claws are practically nonexistent. Downside is you look like a faggot and you have to drink like 4 tall boys to get someone decently inebriated.

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brother_red 8 points ago +12 / -4

I hear the sound of pussy whips cracking!

Bro.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

Not really, drinking alcohol that is provided by someone under no threat of not getting pussy if you refuse or being forced to do so isn't pussy whipped. It's literally drinking a beverage. But I guess if that's the new definition of pussy whipped in these postmodernist times. Kek... the absolute state.

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brother_red 8 points ago +11 / -3

So you're saying you drink cheerleader beer on purpose?

Just goofing on you fren.

Drink what you like, even if it's gay af!

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Meltedsnowflakes 2 points ago +3 / -1

It actually makes a pretty good covert drink at work. Pour that shit in a flavored seltzer bottle. It doesnt have an alcohol scent either.

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brother_red 10 points ago +12 / -2

pro-tips

All alcohol has an "alcohol scent" to it. You might think it doesn't, but it does.

If you have to disguise drinking alcohol, you might want to step back and think about that.

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NataliesFeet 2 points ago +3 / -1

What is your job?

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tastes like cough syrup to me, cant do it.