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Excuse me Miss, you need to wear a mask (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by I-am-Orlando ago by I-am-Orlando +3852 / -5
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– jubyeonin 4 points ago +6 / -2

Oh. I'll have the extra firm with a lot of soy sauce and a White Claw.

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– jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is your bidet not working? Can I speak to your manager?

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– jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fine. Let me speak to your manager and womanager.

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– Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats raysis

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– CuomoisaMassMurderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bidet the usurper never worked a day in his life.

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– YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

A toilet seat bidet is one of the best decisions I've made, not related to worrying about saving toilet paper. I just love it, and I get strange looks because I'm like a toilet seat bidet attachment disciple.

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– Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Picture indicates that the toilet paper is free. Reeeeeeeee

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