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nickybops 2 points ago +5 / -3

This girl I am messing around with has me drinking them sometimes. The black cherry is not too bad ngl. Double shot jack and coke is my go to when out but when I am with her I will drink a few of them as it's literally just flavored seltzer that makes you drunk. I guess the only pro side is the hangover from White Claws are practically nonexistent. Downside is you look like a faggot and you have to drink like 4 tall boys to get someone decently inebriated.

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brother_red 8 points ago +12 / -4

I hear the sound of pussy whips cracking!

Bro.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

Not really, drinking alcohol that is provided by someone under no threat of not getting pussy if you refuse or being forced to do so isn't pussy whipped. It's literally drinking a beverage. But I guess if that's the new definition of pussy whipped in these postmodernist times. Kek... the absolute state.

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brother_red 8 points ago +11 / -3

So you're saying you drink cheerleader beer on purpose?

Just goofing on you fren.

Drink what you like, even if it's gay af!

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NataliesFeet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cheerleader beer 🤣

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

I'm gonna kill myself now, frens making fun of me :(

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Meltedsnowflakes 2 points ago +3 / -1

It actually makes a pretty good covert drink at work. Pour that shit in a flavored seltzer bottle. It doesnt have an alcohol scent either.

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brother_red 10 points ago +12 / -2

pro-tips

All alcohol has an "alcohol scent" to it. You might think it doesn't, but it does.

If you have to disguise drinking alcohol, you might want to step back and think about that.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep. You're smelling the byproducts of the breakdown of alcohol by the human body. Some folks exude the smell quite strongly, others not so much.

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NataliesFeet 2 points ago +3 / -1

What is your job?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's a pilot

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Meltedsnowflakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

FBI

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tastes like cough syrup to me, cant do it.