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brother_red 8 points ago +12 / -4

I hear the sound of pussy whips cracking!

Bro.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

Not really, drinking alcohol that is provided by someone under no threat of not getting pussy if you refuse or being forced to do so isn't pussy whipped. It's literally drinking a beverage. But I guess if that's the new definition of pussy whipped in these postmodernist times. Kek... the absolute state.

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brother_red 8 points ago +11 / -3

So you're saying you drink cheerleader beer on purpose?

Just goofing on you fren.

Drink what you like, even if it's gay af!

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NataliesFeet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cheerleader beer 🤣

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Falling_ferret 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who doesn't look at a hard water hasn't lifted their shirt up since high school. The older I get, the longer the bottled bread sits on my waist.

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nickybops 7 points ago +9 / -2

I'm gonna kill myself now, frens making fun of me :(

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brother_red 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aw noooo!

Frens who love you can goof on you!

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Meltedsnowflakes 2 points ago +3 / -1

It actually makes a pretty good covert drink at work. Pour that shit in a flavored seltzer bottle. It doesnt have an alcohol scent either.

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brother_red 10 points ago +12 / -2

pro-tips

All alcohol has an "alcohol scent" to it. You might think it doesn't, but it does.

If you have to disguise drinking alcohol, you might want to step back and think about that.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep. You're smelling the byproducts of the breakdown of alcohol by the human body. Some folks exude the smell quite strongly, others not so much.

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nickybops 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yup when i drank a lot of vodka I would smell it ooze out of me the day after...

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NataliesFeet 2 points ago +3 / -1

What is your job?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's a pilot

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Meltedsnowflakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

FBI