Wait, you don't think we should be sending the best our country has to offer to fight and die for a bunch of goat humpers? You some kind of unAmerican pinko or sumthin'?

Don't you know that Paki women can't open a checking account without their male relative's permission? Isn't that worth a couple dozen million of our tax dollars and maybe a few hundred US soldiers lives? Lindsay Graham lays awake at night worrying about it, don't you want to sign up now?