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MrGone 324 points ago +324 / -0

I had a coworker who's car was broken into where every scrap was stolen and our resident militant Lesbo-feminazi came in with "the person who broke into your truck probably needed that stuff"

to which I replied "it wasn't theirs to take"

This turned into the last argument I ever had with her because it was then that I came to understand, these morons have no respect for property. We later fired her for attempting to defraud LNI.

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SuperDuperHypersonic 174 points ago +174 / -0

probably needed that stuff

she'll practically inviting you to take her stuff

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AmericanJawa 146 points ago +146 / -0

"Why you takin' my stuff?!"

"Because I need it more than you do."

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CrimsonClown 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Maybe but now I need money to replace that stuff and I need my stuff because the loss of that stuff has put unneeded economic stress on my poor family. Let me take some of your stuff because I need it more than you do.”