As I've stated here before, I've met the shrimp at many Republican functions. The midget is universally despised; always trying to pitch ideas to look smarter than he is. Big ego too, which his donors (and enemies) pull like a leash on a dog. A chihuahua, more specifically.

You know the old trope of somebody slipping on a banana peel and then saying "I meant to do that"? That's Rubio.