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CovfefeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello Fellow Married Man. For the record, are you suicidal, depressed, or have you ever wanted to hurt yourself?

I mean, Epstein didn't kill hisself either but that ain't the media's take on it, you know?

https://files.catbox.moe/zesg07.mp4

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Razehope 2 points ago +2 / -0

But babe they're ribbed for your pleasure

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racer513 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she say "It's fine" ?

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Tx4wheel2 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha, so true...nope that's for tomorrow when I show up empty handed, only saving grace is I can just say the store I was going to buy from bashed Trump

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racer513 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ordered from 1800flowers 2 dozen roses to be delivered to my sweety's office on friday so she would have bragging rights with the girls there. Fedex lost the package somewhere in Memphis. So she left work empty handed and embarrassed. Nice fucking job Fedex

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Jackpotsevens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its a trap!

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Jackpotsevens 1 point ago +1 / -0

DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!

My unsolicited advice: get a gift so that if she gets upset at no gift or got you a gift, you are covered. Even if its just some chocolates or candy, NEVER SHOW UP TO V-DAY EMPTY HANDED! If no gift is needed you can always return it but giving it to her and saying that you love her too much not to get her something is recommended.