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posted ago by CerebralPimp ago by CerebralPimp +34 / -0

“Excuse me, do you have a mask?”

“No that’s okay, thank you though.”

“Sir you need a mask to enter our store.”

“Huh? Why? I brushed my teeth today, I don’t stink!”

“No, it’s because you have to wear a mask because of the corona virus”

“What? I don’t have a corona virus, I don’t even drink the stuff!” grabs a shopping cart

“Sir, you have to wear a mask to come in”

“Look, I really don’t, I am capable of shopping without a mask.” points to the cart moving by being pushed “See, I’m doing this without a mask, it’s really quite easy.”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave sir”

“Why?”

“Because you aren’t wearing a mask sir.”

“Look, I’m tired of this, you don’t have my consent to use this video in your prank show, I have kids at home who need groceries, not stupid YouTube videos. I mean seriously, masks? How retarded do you think I am?”

security stands there dumbfounded

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anon09 3 points ago +3 / -0

the ol' norm macdonald routine

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The_General_Patton 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAH!?

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa, there’s a Norm routine kind of like this? Please link me if you can find it! I’d love to see it. Love me some Turd Ferguson :)

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anon09 3 points ago +3 / -0

nah, I just mean his whole general demeanour, "dad jokes" they call them today :P

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true, I’d love to see him do something like that, now that you brought it to light :)

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anon09 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's been making fun of the rona before it was cool to make fun of the rona :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4GhVX7k