“Excuse me, do you have a mask?”
“No that’s okay, thank you though.”
“Sir you need a mask to enter our store.”
“Huh? Why? I brushed my teeth today, I don’t stink!”
“No, it’s because you have to wear a mask because of the corona virus”
“What? I don’t have a corona virus, I don’t even drink the stuff!” grabs a shopping cart
“Sir, you have to wear a mask to come in”
“Look, I really don’t, I am capable of shopping without a mask.” points to the cart moving by being pushed “See, I’m doing this without a mask, it’s really quite easy.”
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave sir”
“Why?”
“Because you aren’t wearing a mask sir.”
“Look, I’m tired of this, you don’t have my consent to use this video in your prank show, I have kids at home who need groceries, not stupid YouTube videos. I mean seriously, masks? How retarded do you think I am?”
security stands there dumbfounded
the ol' norm macdonald routine
HAH!?
Whoa, there’s a Norm routine kind of like this? Please link me if you can find it! I’d love to see it. Love me some Turd Ferguson :)
nah, I just mean his whole general demeanour, "dad jokes" they call them today :P
So true, I’d love to see him do something like that, now that you brought it to light :)
he's been making fun of the rona before it was cool to make fun of the rona :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4GhVX7k