“Excuse me, do you have a mask?”
“No that’s okay, thank you though.”
“Sir you need a mask to enter our store.”
“Huh? Why? I brushed my teeth today, I don’t stink!”
“No, it’s because you have to wear a mask because of the corona virus”
“What? I don’t have a corona virus, I don’t even drink the stuff!” grabs a shopping cart
“Sir, you have to wear a mask to come in”
“Look, I really don’t, I am capable of shopping without a mask.” points to the cart moving by being pushed “See, I’m doing this without a mask, it’s really quite easy.”
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave sir”
“Why?”
“Because you aren’t wearing a mask sir.”
“Look, I’m tired of this, you don’t have my consent to use this video in your prank show, I have kids at home who need groceries, not stupid YouTube videos. I mean seriously, masks? How retarded do you think I am?”
security stands there dumbfounded
This is awesome! It would be especially awesome if you could actually convince them you didn't know what they're talking about. Either be a good enough actor, or maybe grow a crazy beard and show up looking like you just came out of the woods for 9 months, haha! The kek!
You know, I do have a gnarly beard growing and don’t mind acting a fool for some keks, I might just do this. My wife would end my life, but the keks would survive.