“Excuse me, do you have a mask?”

“No that’s okay, thank you though.”

“Sir you need a mask to enter our store.”

“Huh? Why? I brushed my teeth today, I don’t stink!”

“No, it’s because you have to wear a mask because of the corona virus”

“What? I don’t have a corona virus, I don’t even drink the stuff!” grabs a shopping cart

“Sir, you have to wear a mask to come in”

“Look, I really don’t, I am capable of shopping without a mask.” points to the cart moving by being pushed “See, I’m doing this without a mask, it’s really quite easy.”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave sir”

“Why?”

“Because you aren’t wearing a mask sir.”

“Look, I’m tired of this, you don’t have my consent to use this video in your prank show, I have kids at home who need groceries, not stupid YouTube videos. I mean seriously, masks? How retarded do you think I am?”

security stands there dumbfounded