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border_humper 30 points ago +30 / -0

Two scoops, two acquittals.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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JoePCool14 10 points ago +10 / -0

Two sexes.

"Male and female, He created them."

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TownHallBall 4 points ago +5 / -1

two hands

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two ass pillows.

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soapyballotjurybox 10 points ago +10 / -0

Two genders

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they feel surprisingly good together... Wonder why that might be?

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 genders lol

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Cablespider 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two middle finger birds!

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn skippy its two (way up high!)

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you_HO 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cry more Liberal tears faggot Dems

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Whew even after forcing a rigged loss on our end, they still lose

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Space_Force [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

They mad. MAGA and Trump are only growing stronger.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 16 points ago +16 / -0

Two hands. Two scoops. Two terms.

Get fucked faggots. Enjoy your Biden time while it lasts.

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CaptainWilliam 12 points ago +12 / -0

STABLE HANDS STABLE GENIUS

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RedPillMAGALegend 11 points ago +11 / -0

WINNING!!!!!

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Space_Force [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't stump the Trump!

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RedPillMAGALegend 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CHOO MOTHAFUCKINNNNNN CHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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magaman5000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Watch the Democrats start a third impeachment...

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JoePCool14 6 points ago +6 / -0

No joke they definitely will, especially if they take more Senate seats.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best Trilogy ever!

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Fallingshadow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even after cheating him out of an election they can't find the support to beat him in an impeachment. Eat shit.

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RedPillMAGALegend 5 points ago +5 / -0

BOTTOMS UP!!!!! MAGA MOTHAFUCKAAAAA!!!

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1775Concord 4 points ago +4 / -0

With some Gentleman Jack .

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

BIGLY!!!! Gentleman is for Gentleman only lol. How much u wanna bet The Donald sips the Gentleman?

Actually he prob doesnt drink. Seeing as how he is such a young man in such tip top shape 💪🏻

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

Salt for coldest winter in years, drive on patriots.

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Jonald_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

THREE acquittals

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MAGA1775 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why are Democrats salty? They just successfully performed a coup on the most popular President ever. They are enacting their agenda as if they are dictators, with zero roadblocks.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

TWO TERMS

RIGGERS GET THE ROPE

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RogueLeaderX 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still can't believe this sham was allowed twice!

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Pepe4Freedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God, the decaying liberal streets are flooding with salty water! Trump must be winning again. They should thank him, it's putting out the fires all those riots caused.

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OWLMAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Delicious clean water! Functional! We salute our alcohol-avoiding President. There's a reason why (despite a bad diet) he still looks and acts very healthy for his age.

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just the beginning. 2022 primaries. Traitors need to go down.

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dontdrinkthekool-aid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh the salt just keeps pouring!!! Just like kellogs.. I’ll take two scoops!!! Now it’s time to clean senate house and get out great POTUS BACK WHERE THE FUCK HE BELONGS!!!!

BRING TRUMP BACK NOW!!!!!

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This may not have been the salt I wanted, but I'll take it.

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yes, the salty tang of two failed impeachments, one not even Constitutional.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

My head is pounding and I've had enough, but this is a blast.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

He grows stronger..... Might not even need to photoshop Trump on Rocky soon. He’s becoming Arny levels of yuge, pre cuckage.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two Peach Mints, Two Acquittals. Two time Presidential Acquittal Champion!

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TotalPackage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Acquitting Big!

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YUNG_GUAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 scoop, 2 sip, 2 acquit

"If the dicc 2 thicc, u must acquitt" -John Hancock

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boondockspank 2 points ago +2 / -0

how about some backbone when it counts instead of repeatedly assuring us that "we will not let it happen" when referring to the election theft.

who gives a fuck about post term impeachment fuckin christ.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 scoops. 2 peach mints. 2 acquittals. 2 hands. 2 slogans (MAGA & KAG). 2 balls. 2 terms. 2 MUCH WINNING!!!

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

SMOOTH AND SALTY!!!

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IcyHue 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's the most acquitted president ever. And the most innocent. Obama had twice the time as president and wasn't acquitted even once!

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Rockhad10 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whoopy nothings changed. Biden is still in office fucking up this great country. Extremely rich people are still in charge. Just like 3 months ago. The threat of taking your God given rights is still being used for financial and political gains. The ring around the Rosie shit continues. Flim flam scam is still being bought by the masses.

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