I was flirting with a girl the other day. Put myself up front first and showed her what I'm worth. So anyway now she has to make it up. I'm looking at her body, the way she moves, her expression, it's all nice but it's all just another cake in the cake shop, they're all delicious so what makes her special?
She's at a loss so I do a little digging around. I ask her who would you rather vote for Trump or Biden? Wrong answer. She tells me Biden. We only just met and I already dumped her. She would have had a better chance if she'd shat her pants right then and there and let one rip so horrendous I'd have chucked my guts the moment it hit.
I was flirting with a girl the other day. Put myself up front first and showed her what I'm worth. So anyway now she has to make it up. I'm looking at her body, the way she moves, her expression, it's all nice but it's all just another cake in the cake shop, they're all delicious so what makes her special?
She's at a loss so I do a little digging around. I ask her who would you rather vote for Trump or Biden? Wrong answer. She tells me Biden. We only just met and I already dumped her. She would have had a better chance if she'd shat her pants right then and there and let one rip so horrendous I'd have chucked my guts the moment it hit.
Nobody asked, but good job on sticking to your guns.
Did you tip your fedora as you dumped her?
He could be the HPV delivery man, quick servicing for leftist sluts.