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Ben45 113 points ago +116 / -3

patriots.date

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laspojd2 [S] 63 points ago +66 / -3

that ain't a bad idea

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 39 points ago +40 / -1

It's an outstanding idea. Why it hasn't already happened here is a mystery.

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IncredibleMrE1 89 points ago +89 / -0

Agree on the premise, but I could easily see it devolving into a lot of catfishing and doxxing by leftist trolls.

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Cleakman 44 points ago +45 / -1

The left would love a way to track us down and hurt us.

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BilbroNaggins 50 points ago +50 / -0

The moment when you go on a date to meet your new sweet heart and it turn out its Rossie O'Donnell.

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allcommiesarebad 48 points ago +48 / -0

Worst trade deal ever.

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MAD-3R 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know the sudden spikes on the Richter scale may give them away.

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SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

🐷 🐷

porkdate.com

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IowanMaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

Honeypotting us. Honeypotting semi influential people of the potential Patriot Party during it's inception.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we all know that’s the job of the future women dates! 😬 (Kidding!) 😁

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 16 points ago +16 / -0

Make joining it based on your post history...your extensive and verified post history. Maybe a year long history on here minimum to join? After that verification step, people can exchange burner phone numbers and emails, while using alias names during the early vetting process. I think no lefty would be able to put in so much much effort and go through all that scrutiny just to identify one wrongthinker.

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TerraHertz 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's too bad that when reddit deleted r/theDonald, all posts in that sub were deleted from everyone's post history too. So my reddit post history now looks like I hibernated for a few years. Not that I really care. But it does mean if I wanted to demonstrate my solid support for Pres Trump though his presidency, I can't. Because deleted.

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Redpillgirlfrommars 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you can still see your karma. A majority of my karma was from the don. I just went and checked and it’s still there 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ContraryMerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you were there for karma, you were there for the wrong reasons.

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codyrolla 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you mean one righthinker.

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coiffeuse2 15 points ago +15 / -0

the left ruin everything, they can ruin a blow job.

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TerraHertz 7 points ago +8 / -1

If you can't detect a leftist NPC never-trumper within 5 minutes of conversation, you don't deserve to call yourself based.

Remember, these people can't meme. They cannot introspect. They cannot make fun of their own beliefs. They cannot contemplate being wrong.

If you still need help with this, watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7qsxeQrKhg 8 Questions A Narcissist Simply Cannot Answer Channel: Surviving Narcissism

Or just keep it simple. Ask anyone what they think of Donald Trump. One great gift he's given us, is a conversational tool to instantly personality profile anyone. With NPCs, the media conditioning runs so deep they cannot convincingly lie about this.

Edit PS: Sydney Australia pede here. 65, widoer as of Sept 2020.

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Virginia_Dare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello, handsome! Want to join me in America, land of the free and home of the brave?

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TerraHertz 1 point ago +2 / -1

:) Your first six words are correct. The rest... did you forget a /s ?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +10 / -5

We are smarter than that here, for the most part. I think it could work despite the predictable leftist fuckery that would ensue,

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IncredibleMrE1 38 points ago +39 / -1

I like your optimism, but the number of people here who had Disney+ accounts tells me otherwise.

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MAGAsJustBegun 11 points ago +12 / -1

Seriously. You still have people making posts like "how I'd do putting this lefty in their spot on Facebook?!".

If Conservatives could all unite on true boycotts, companies like FB would quite literally change overnight.

That would be 85+ million Americans they can't market to, and that would put a serious dent.

I bet at least 25% of people here have netflix, Hulu, Disney plus, or Facebook.

FYI everyone, it's called IPTV. Look it up. Stop giving money, views n ratings or ad revenue to these evil media corporations.

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +8 / -1

That would be 85+ million Americans they can't market to, and that would put a serious dent.

The one person who has enough influence to get conservatives to truly boycott these assholes is Donald Trump. He needs to get on Gab and start telling the base to do just this. We could wipe out entire industries overnight.

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Jmg32 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got off Facebook years ago because I saw it for what it was, especially after mini man zuck kept changing privacy settings. I got cx Netflix when the Obama’s were put on the board. I joined Twitter specifically to follow President Trump’s tweets, and deleted Twitter the day Dorksey suspended Trump. I do still have Hulu (subscribed after I cx Netflix.. I didn’t know they suck too, but I don’t even use it). I only watch OAN or Rsbn now. I hate these commies that are ruining our country. I’m hoping we all start getting more active in our local politics. It seems the place to start. First things first... the state emergency authority NEED to be lifted. That is the only way they are getting away with lockdowns and mask mandates. That’s where the pressure needs to be. If we don’t have an economy we are ripe for the “great reset”.
I would love for my daughters (22 and 23) to each meet a great patriot young man...They are beautiful and smart. Most of our young adults have been indoctrinated big time. It is so sad for me. I pray that God brings an honorable and strong capable man into their lives.
I’ve been divorced 18 years (female pede). Doing fine, have tried the online dating thing a couple times... have met a couple patriots. Easy to pick them out. People usually make it clear :). One said if you are a liberal, keep swiping. Loved it! I’m not a fan of online dating though, it is tough to meet people who genuinely want a relationship.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +12 / -2

I don't even know what a Disney+ account is, but I'm sure it's not good. Disney is fucked.

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Judicator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was honestly super surprised by that. Like, you're just cancelling now?!

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like, you're just cancelling now?!

My question is, why the fuck were they voluntarily giving those CCP asshoes their money in the first place?! Ugh.

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Star_Commander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had an cough alternative data stream

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😆😆😆

Sad but true.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its been tried. There are a few right wing dating platforms out there including one called Donald Daters. I’ve tried most of them, and just like all the dating platforms that aren’t the big ones, they’re just full of scammers and bots.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm sure there will always be scammers out there regardless of the platform. I actually met my wife on AOL, believe it or not. Those were simpler times.

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peterthegreen 11 points ago +11 / -0

So when she logged in, she must have heard "You've got male!"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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RyanT282 2 points ago +3 / -1

Exactly! Any female worth two cents can find a man anywhere, anytime. Lots and lots of men. And they all do. Besides, the MAGA single men to women ratio has to literally be 1000 to 1, if not more.

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m 18, my gf is 17 and super based. Definitely right about that part!

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RyanT282 0 points ago +1 / -1

In the trashy area I live and work in (it's actually called the White Trash Mecca of Florida), the most disgusting, unattractive women with three out of wedlock kids from three different black guys still have to peel desperate, thirsty men off of them daily. I'm around more females in one day than most of these guys here are around in a month, and I've never met a decent woman who wasn't taken. It's just the sad state of affairs nowadays. It used to not be like this at all, but now it is. Gave up years ago. MAGA guys just need to realize how few MAGA women are out there once and for all.

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MAGAsJustBegun 8 points ago +10 / -2

Seriously. Was just saying how we need MAGA dating, especially for those of us in states like NY or Cali.

Dating apps are a waste of time around here, as it's 99% lefty lunatics with BLM pics and shit lol.

Fuck that. I deleted all of that liberal garbage. I learned to find someone you like, just go out and do what you enjoy, and you'll find someone.

With corona lockdowns in blue ran states though, that's impossible.

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Nikola_S1 5 points ago +7 / -2

You shouldn't give bullshit advice. I like long walks, have been doing them for decades, never found anyone that way.

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Jeffersonian_Man 0 points ago +4 / -4

That may be on you. They won't just flock to you, have to put some effort in.

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Nikola_S1 4 points ago +5 / -1

How much longer do my walks have to be? You never befriend someone on a walk, you need to find people who will walk with you somewhere else, for example on a dating site.

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kt524 4 points ago +4 / -0

It has happened. Bots and dox.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a shame. There has to be a way.

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TrumpTrain425 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe a community for encouraging and providing toolkits for organizing local political campaigns is more important than dating.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not both?

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Marzieattaks 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://community-patriots.com/

I am attending my first meeting Monday night. I invited 7 more Patriots in my area To meet me there.

If you don't have a chapter in your area start one. Trust me it feels a whole lot better than being a spectator. We are an intelligent and diverse group. If we pull Together we can accomplish anything.

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punching_commies 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a very bad idea, once you think one step into the future.

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Chongald_Xrump 2 points ago +6 / -4

Meh... Get outside and meet people, take a dancing class. If you find someone you connect with it's easy enough to make a few subtle comments to find out whether they're a triggered leftard....

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Mitschu 11 points ago +12 / -1

together.win

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CapitalP 4 points ago +4 / -0

keep winning and winning and winning and winning...

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Cablespider 5 points ago +5 / -0

win.win. twins. 2 scoops, baby! ~tonguewag

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BeekeeperAndy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Lonely beekeeper looking for a wholesome girlfren to keep me warm on the extra cold nights :) "

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YUNG_GUAC 52 points ago +52 / -0

President Trump's Valentine to Goblin Creauture Pelosi:

"You will never incite my erection."

Signed,

Donald

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Mitschu 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Roses are red,

My son does drugs,

You smell like a kid,

I want to molest you in public."

Happy Bidentimesday from the, you know, the place!

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Maxmax 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hi, it’s Corn Pop, call me.

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Pinball 6 points ago +6 / -0

That reads about as smooth as any other sentence out of his mouth. Looks pretty believable to me!

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Mitschu 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, this is after I fixed it up for mailing out for public consumption.

The original rough draft was:

"Roses do, you know, the, c'mon man, roses. Everybody roses. SHUT UP, MAN.

Crackheads should... 10%, brother's widow facing heavy sniper fire.

Hey, is that the free kidgonabemasvictomaday? It isn't one of those blackies, is it? SNIFF SNIFF. Okay, sure.

'Don't molest the kids on camera this time, Joe.' As your future Senator, I agree. Huh? Who said that? Cut the malarkey, you face dogged solder ponier! Say, when do I get more of the sleepy candies?"

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Kamalas_Bong 29 points ago +29 / -0

Impeach my heart, I can't acquit you

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young_roshi 10 points ago +10 / -0

You must work at Hallmark

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txladyvoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Carlos Delecto

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst of both worlds 🤣

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Magastreammedia 26 points ago +26 / -0

You know him and Melania are celebrating valentinespeachment tonight 😘

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 25 points ago +25 / -0

I sent this meme to my g/f 3 or 4 years ago and she didn’t find it that funny. I should’ve dipped then, but here we are.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh, you still didn't dip? If your girlfriend isn't conservative...

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't confuse conservative with republican, they are no longer the same.

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txladyvoter 20 points ago +21 / -1

Can't compete with Mrs. Trump but I'll cheer them both on!

What a happy Valentine to the First Couple!

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RogueLeaderX 17 points ago +17 / -0

Still can't believe they made this man go through impeachment twice.

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RatioInvictus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't believe there were only 7 GOP cunts who voted for it in the Senate. We might be working from different sets of assumptions...

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Coolgenner 9 points ago +10 / -1

I want to marry a 50 plus maga babe

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Virginia_Dare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where do you live? I'm 40something and mega as they get.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tampa here. You?

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Virginia_Dare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Western Washington State. About as far from Tampa as you can get. :(

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Marzieattaks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well then you are in demand. My friend paid for a dating service she had 2 dates that ended quickly when she told them she voted for DJT and attended the Jan6 event. She was upfront on the interviews and said the guy needs to be a patriot Trump Supporter. I guess they lied about that.

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm one! If I do say so myself. LOL. Moon landing baby. The Jennifers ain't got nothing on me. Not single though.

Your pool will be mostly divorcées. Good luck!

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m good with divorcees, we all made mistakes or grew apart as we grew older. As long as we learn what we really want non a partner now,

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, people sometimes come to your life for a season and perhaps, for a reason, and it's time move on.

Women at that age, in principle, are more confident of who they are, more plain spoken, have had children or are past the child-bearing age and therefore past all the pressure that comes with that, have or have had careers, etc, that would make them easier to be with and would have more time with their partners, or at least would know what quality time is and devote that to their relationship/partners.

Good that you know what you want. You'll find her.

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comakevin76 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because the left will abuse it. No thank you. Sorry.

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ManicJackBauer 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife gave me this card in 2018. Based bitch.

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RonPaulPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

My valentine will be a 10 year laphroaig, but also would love a feminine woman that isn’t a rabid leftist

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MemeSquad 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s so weird. I’m totally into scotch drinking, Ron Paul Patriots!

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tonkabodhi 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have a match!

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RonPaulPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ron Paul is a hero of mine. A great man!

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MemeSquad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ditto

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

10 had good bite. 18 too smooth. Stick with 10

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NeoDragoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll take "Things Resident Biden has said on tape" for $400 Alex.

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MAGAsJustBegun 5 points ago +6 / -1

How do we not have a MAGA dating app yet?

Woukd be great for those of us in the most liberal states around.

It's not just men looking for maga women. Plenty of women I know who can't find solid MAGA men where they live.

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DrWhu 5 points ago +6 / -1

Me and my husband split over November 3rd, so definitely agree with this! Need me a man that can recognise truth

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Marzieattaks 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is really needed. Can the mods see this and get it started with a group but add some vetting and stuff to make it more secure?

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +7 / -2

Awe I totally love it!! Us lady pedes love MAGA Chad’s :) no soyboy allowed:) n pray for a marriage proposal, the George Kirby one from yesterday was hilarious but I like this one more <3 MAGA2021

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Thyshallnotsteal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy Valentine Day, Mr. and Mrs. President Trump!!! God Bless you both❤!!

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ContraryMerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Charmer. Happy Valentine's Day. 💋

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queefy_vandersnatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just sent this to my friend who is working through our broken and shit immigration system. I hope she likes it.

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Virginia_Dare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Yes I do. Tired of being alone over here.

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to put money in the cards.

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thebaddyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

blushes not gay

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mrmadigan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for always sending your best Valentine.

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SlumberBalu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like specific Voodooman once said, I got Friends on the OTHER SIDE!

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witchism11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it! Just sent it out to my Valentine's list.

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karmapolice73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy MAGAtine! ❤🎈🍭

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will! ❤💕🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Maxberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Telegram. @patriotsingles

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WheeeeeThePeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish you HAPPY VD.

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LazySusan 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm taken, but I will be sharing this wonderful meme with my husband today. 🙂

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +2 / -1

Your mamma is your valentine

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riesling -6 points ago +2 / -8

Are you actually some a-hole journalist trying to doxx conservative women?

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Xtracredit -9 points ago +2 / -11

Transphobe