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Mitschu 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Roses are red,

My son does drugs,

You smell like a kid,

I want to molest you in public."

Happy Bidentimesday from the, you know, the place!

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Pinball 6 points ago +6 / -0

That reads about as smooth as any other sentence out of his mouth. Looks pretty believable to me!