Crackheads should... 10%, brother's widow facing heavy sniper fire.
Hey, is that the free kidgonabemasvictomaday? It isn't one of those blackies, is it? SNIFF SNIFF. Okay, sure.
'Don't molest the kids on camera this time, Joe.' As your future Senator, I agree. Huh? Who said that? Cut the malarkey, you face dogged solder ponier! Say, when do I get more of the sleepy candies?"
"Roses are red,
My son does drugs,
You smell like a kid,
I want to molest you in public."
Happy Bidentimesday from the, you know, the place!
That reads about as smooth as any other sentence out of his mouth. Looks pretty believable to me!
No, this is after I fixed it up for mailing out for public consumption.
The original rough draft was:
"Roses do, you know, the, c'mon man, roses. Everybody roses. SHUT UP, MAN.
Crackheads should... 10%, brother's widow facing heavy sniper fire.
Hey, is that the free kidgonabemasvictomaday? It isn't one of those blackies, is it? SNIFF SNIFF. Okay, sure.
'Don't molest the kids on camera this time, Joe.' As your future Senator, I agree. Huh? Who said that? Cut the malarkey, you face dogged solder ponier! Say, when do I get more of the sleepy candies?"