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Lurkermon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun Fact - Big Mike has been a long time customer. He loves how it keeps everything in place for hours and hours.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike should do tuck game ads for Gorillas Glue.

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gabman 5 points ago +12 / -7

The black woman is the dumbest woman ive sever seen. Still, not surprising

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AKGriz 2 points ago +3 / -1

And she'll sue and win, some retard Obummer judge will see to it.

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IamDEMONetIZED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would work better as LIP STICK

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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TheOne1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why they call it gorilla tape

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witchism11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too funny! Do another one!

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PrimeCuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she gets a fcukin cent I will never buy another product from this company again. Not just from Gorilla but your whole fcukin company.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huh? So if a judge ruled against the company you get mad at the company? I think your anger is misdirected

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PrimeCuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you really think something like this will ever get before a Judge?

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think a leftists lawyer will jump to represent her. They will squeeze the company. Sure, the company may spend some "go away" money. You would hate the company for that? Perhaps rail against the woman, system, lawyer instead?

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PrimeCuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

One Weak link in the chain breaks the whole chain. Just going for a napp on my 15 MY PILLOWS right now

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in the corner market and happened to walk past their "Hardware" section. And there it was... Gorilla Glue. I just laughed and laughed.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gorilla glue is the best live for masturbation and sex!