What I would love:

Take over Imgur for 2 hours. So many people there hungry for validation, but you can’t fight 100 people barehanded at one time and still come out a winner.

It has been taken over by Chinese sycophants.

Maybe a certain time on a certain date.

Kind of rock that comfortable little world where communism always wins, kids are kids and aren’t responsible until age 30, and there are two parties: one good, one bad