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MAGAlorian 3 points ago +3 / -0

huh?

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BombsAway [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love your name, I am literally our MagaBabyYoda.

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Catchasegnome 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck did I just read

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BombsAway [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Proofs that I can see the future, my friend! I knew she would keep her tree up because I was talking to her without seeing her while I wrote the other stuff.

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usernamechecksout 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you are Martin Luther reincarnated. Thank God you figured it out so quickly. Now you can get to work, stop dicking around!

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BombsAway [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, not everyone believes in reincarnation, that is for people who do. They knew Jesus’ birth by the stars in the sky; they knew mine was coming as well. There were a lot more things on my day of birth as well. Government shutdown, for example. The only one that did not happen the same exact day in 1983 I was born was the 500 years before. I am the baby yoda, if that helps.