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PlateOwner 240 points ago +242 / -2

First a reporter must ask Biden, "Mr. President, if the data comes out showing beyond a reasonable doubt you lost the election would you resign, effective immediately?"

Then you get the data.

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skuppys 152 points ago +152 / -0

Are you sure? I thought that’s when biden threatens to beat you up after he challenges you to a push up contest.

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splink 64 points ago +64 / -0

But only if the reporter is a Bad Dude.

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Lostmanyfriends 26 points ago +27 / -1

or Corn Pop

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RustedRage 6 points ago +6 / -0

But Cornpop was a bad dude...the baddest.

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Itateeverybody 32 points ago +32 / -0

Why don't we take him up on his push up challenge?

I'll volunteer. If I win, him and Kamala resign. If he wins, he stay President.

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War_Hamster 26 points ago +26 / -0

We're going to need some guidelines for what constitutes an actual pushup.

No pushup harvesting allowed.

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Skogin 23 points ago +23 / -0

Come on, man. That's like saying you, before you got on this program, you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not. What do you think? Huh? Are you a junkie?

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Slugbert 13 points ago +13 / -0

1 pushup from Biden = 1.3 pushups 1 pushup from Challenger = 0.7 pushups

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Itateeverybody 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I'd hate to find out he got 200 more reps like 4 days later.

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Dangerous_donald1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can’t stay what you legitimately are not.

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Mona1950 17 points ago +17 / -0

Him saying that he would take GEOTUS behind the gym and beat him up gets me every time. To think that that little pip-squeak could beat up anybody is laughable. His playing the "tough guy" is cringy.

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SurfingUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's got an underreported mean streak.

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BoffoTheClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, that's no ordinary potato. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered tuber you ever set eyes on.

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frodofullbags 7 points ago +7 / -0

but look fat, look, here's the deal

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Blumph 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut up, fat

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PurestEvil 18 points ago +18 / -0

Response: [some bullshit answer that neither says yes or no]

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deleted 13 points ago +15 / -2
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LeftyTearsWillFlow 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's interesting because we do have similarities, but we also have aspects of the system where we can stop it thanks to how this country was built. It's honestly interesting as hell. Local politics being the most important, but in reality, people like us on this website just wanted to be left alone to live our lives, take care of our families, etc. Now, we have to step up and show these lefties why the "Trump party" is the party of small business owners. We understand that things take time and that there is a process to everything. We cannot have everything handed to us and things do not come overnight.

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1775Concord 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can yell it out like Doocy does . Who needs pre-screening ?

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jsphere256 5 points ago +5 / -0

LISTEN FAT YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' THE DATA

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ChenkyYoungTurdSoup 5 points ago +5 / -0

cOmOn mAN!