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JESUSJUGS 43 points ago +44 / -1

Yes: Strict National voter-ID mandates with a temporary suspension on mail-in voting. Votes will be counted by hand, under the supervision of the military, and forensically cross checked. Any attempt by an individual to disrupt or alter the vote totals will be seen as a coup attempt and result in an instant death penalty case.

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incogneato 23 points ago +23 / -0

Works for me.

And we could have a "Smash That Voting Machine" attraction at every Trump rally where folks could line up for a turn at them with sledge hammers.

Seriously, as long as those goddam Cheating Machines are still being used we haven't got a prayer.

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UndeadRevolver 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anyone know hypothetically what the penalty would be for walking in to a polling place in 2022 and just smashing the voting machines beyond repair would be?

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dridas 4 points ago +4 / -0

EMP or Degauss the machines - less chaotic