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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this the "poo girl at a frat party" narrative again? (I've had to debunk this several times, the local SJWs love to herp about this falsehood.)

If that's the "poo girl at a frat party" narrative, that is not Kaitlin Bennett. There is exactly one Leftist/SJW blogger falsely claiming that picture is her with no verification whatsoever, most of the attention-seeking Left-biased articles on this are plagiarized clickbait that they either desperately want to believe, or are desperate for others to believe.

The Left-tarded low-information people who keep bringing this up to me (expecting to waddle around in a tiny un-earned "victory lap" making jazz-hands) refuse to consider the possibility that there could be other girls with unusually long unusually gorgeous wavy hair, in or out of college. (First line of defense: I'm married to one of them, I quite literally see it every day. I know for a fact that Mrs. independentbystander is not "poo girl at a frat party," she doesn't even drink.)

But these ill-informed amateur sleuths can't stop filling their Red Diapers as they pontificate from the Moral High Ground that the picture can only be Kaitlin Bennett, there is no other answer because no other girl in America has hair that long because IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!! reee and most importantly: their Facebook friends will all clap.

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. I also do not think that was Kaitin Bennett. My comment was more directed at "look how bad their photoshopping/doctoring evidence skills are. They used a picture of poop from a 450 pound man after drinking 3 pitchers of beer and housing 100 chicken wings, and placed it on a 100 pound passed out girl that was at a party..."

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

>The Aristocrats! (jazz-hands) <--NSFW/lulz, it's Bob Saget

That really is a terrible shoop!

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Aristocrats is amazing. my favorite is Gilbert Godfried performing it at one of the roasts. Hilarious, but definitely NSFW

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's one of my favorite movies <3 <3 <3

I NSFWed the link because that could either be Gilbert Gottfried- or Guthrie Govan! (rock/jazz guitarist)

Gottfried's version of The Aristocrats joke is brilliant, his voice and delivery are priceless <3 <3 <3 I thought that was the one that got him fired from Aflac (he was the duck : ) But that was later, over jokes he told after the Japanese tsunami.

>For people who aren't familiar with this: Bob Saget, although more well-known as the Dad on "Full House," is a hilarious standup comic who pushes the envelope of bad language and bad taste. He's incredibly un-PC, without ever mentioning issues of race etc- between the foul language and subject-matter, it's miraculous that he hasn't been "cancelled" by SJWs already!