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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,

I all alone beweep my outcast state,

And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,

And look upon myself and curse my fate,

Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,

Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,

Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope

With what I most enjoy contented least;

Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,

Haply I think on thee, eating M&Ms off my penis

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MotherOf13Furbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

What Shakespeare WOULD write nowadays. Unless, like 90% of the artsy fartsy crowd, he was a libtard.