Their science is clear! You have to wear two masks, or else you're putting yourself and others in danger.
Only complete monsters won't wear three masks. Do you want to kill Grandma!?
Do you really want to be known as a four-mask-truther? "You can breath air without a mask" is a confirmed conspiracy theory, you know, Snopes says so.
They aren't going to legally mandate five masks, but if a store wants you to wear them, you'll capitulate because you believe in "private property" rights and this short circuits you.
And besides, wearing six masks is no big deal.
The CDC is clear, seven masks to slow the spread.
And the WHO says that China is having a lot of success with their "eight mask and cotton buttplug while shouting CHINA NUMBA WON I sowwy I stoopid American Pigdog" mandate, so we should consider following their lead.
You might have a right to free association, and no one has the right for you to take action to make them safe, but talking about things like "freedom" during a forever-emergency like this and not wearing your nine masks is just being selfish.
And besides, Biden and his administration might keep getting caught not wearing any masks at all, but the science is clear! You have to wear ten masks, or else you're putting yourself and others in danger!
Include any Federal employee. It's only fair.
and please by all means present your science. I am waiting.
Meanwhile in Sweden where they have been open the entire time with no lock downs just a little common sense like, lock down the retired folks.
Here is the Swedish governments inflated numbers that show a third less than Los Angeles County with the same population
https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/09f821667ce64bf7be6f9f87457ed9aa
How about a joint study with Finland and Sweden on how to keep schools open that the US refuses to read. Yes NO Children died in either country.
https://www.folkhalsomyndigheten.se/contentassets/c1b78bffbfde4a7899eb0d8ffdb57b09/covid-19-school-aged-children.pdf
Their science is clear! You have to wear two masks, or else you're putting yourself and others in danger.
Only complete monsters won't wear three masks. Do you want to kill Grandma!?
Do you really want to be known as a four-mask-truther? "You can breath air without a mask" is a confirmed conspiracy theory, you know, Snopes says so.
They aren't going to legally mandate five masks, but if a store wants you to wear them, you'll capitulate because you believe in "private property" rights and this short circuits you.
And besides, wearing six masks is no big deal.
The CDC is clear, seven masks to slow the spread.
And the WHO says that China is having a lot of success with their "eight mask and cotton buttplug while shouting CHINA NUMBA WON I sowwy I stoopid American Pigdog" mandate, so we should consider following their lead.
You might have a right to free association, and no one has the right for you to take action to make them safe, but talking about things like "freedom" during a forever-emergency like this and not wearing your nine masks is just being selfish.
And besides, Biden and his administration might keep getting caught not wearing any masks at all, but the science is clear! You have to wear ten masks, or else you're putting yourself and others in danger!
Bravo! (I know this is meant as comedy, but in clown world much of it may come to pass.)