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CommunismIsForLosers 36 points ago +36 / -0

"Do you have a warrant?"

--> If no, "Have a nice day" (Shut door)

--> If yes, "I'd like to speak to my lawyer" (Say nothing)

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PatriotGames21 4 points ago +5 / -1

What if you don't have a lawyer? Just say it anyways and then whip out the yellow pages?