Happy Valentine's Day to everyone except for Iran, Florida Georgia Line, anyone who voted to remove from office a president who is no longer in office, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Mittens Romney, spineless Republicans, CNN, MSNBC, BLM, Fox News, Bruce "I drive drunk" Springsteen, Disney+, Lucasfilm, any adult who spends too much time talking about "Star Wars," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her near death experiences, Duke basketball fans, Diet Pepsi, farting men who are still on the House Intelligence Committee even though they slept with a Chinese spy, Bette Midler, Thanos, Bill Gates, Jimmy Kimmel, Lord Voldemort, Anthony Fauci, Mario Cuomo because he's one of the most prolific mass murderers in the history of our country, Cousin Pam from “Cosby,” Gavin Newsom, people who say we should follow the science but no longer believe in genders, Golden Corral, Global Warming, Clintons, Bidens, grown men who watch “The Bachelorette,” the New England Patriots, Lebron James, Mark Cuban, national anthem deniers, 97% of Swedes, gout, the PT Cruiser, Spirit Airlines, women who think Mario Lopez is dreamy, Axe Body Spray, Ivan Drago, man jeans with cute little designs on the back pockets, rentable scooters, group text threads, ATM fees, splinters, popular theologians who felt the need to publicly urge Christians not to vote for President Trump last November but have absolutely nothing to say about the new administration and their barbaric support of abortion, masks, double masks, triple masks, fixed elections, blue checkmark conservatives on social media who won't mention fixed elections for fear of upsetting the mainstream media, Communist China, Luke Bryan, Satan, and OJ....And numb nuts who say the word “literally” every other sentence.