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posted ago by kamalashugebutthole ago by kamalashugebutthole +1325 / -0

I posted this three weeks ago. I'm still seeing people posting videos trying to score internet points by talking to the commied fed fucks. So I am posting this again:

I'm seeing too many people saying that Federal Commie Faggots (a.k.a. the FBI) are showing up at their house and Patriots are talking to them. Under no circumstances should you talk to Feds.

They are trained to gain your trust. They are going to act friendly, like they just want to have a conversation or that they are based and can relate to you. I don't know how you haven't learned in the last four years that FBI commie faggots are not your friends, but it is time to learn it now. They are not there to have tea and chat. They are there to gather evidence to charge you with a federal crime. There are three possibilities when a Federal Commie Faggot shows up at your door:

One: they have nothing on you and are fishing for you to incriminate yourself.

Two: they have some stuff on you, but not enough to arrest you and are trying to get you to incriminate yourself.

Three: they have enough evidence to arrest you and are looking for you to make their case easy by incriminating yourself.

That's it. Think about, why else are they there?

If they show up and don't have cause to arrest you, the only thing you say is: "Kindly get off my property" and shut your fucking door. Nothing else. Don't yell at them. Don't make a scene. Don't confirm or deny you were in DC. Don't confirm or deny that you support the current legitimate President of the United States Donald John Trump. Don't confirm or deny that you hate Chairman Briben and the Blowjob Queen. Don't call them Federal Commie Faggots.

Shut the fuck up. That isn't the time to discuss your opinions. "Kindly get off of my property." That's it.

If they have enough to arrest you and you are in fact arrested, again DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS. The only thing you say is: "I would like my lawyer." After you are arrested, they are going to try scare you and make you think that if you talk to them, they may let you go. They may threaten you in other ways. THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. Talking to them is not going to help your situation and can only hurt you. Again, "I would like my lawyer."

TLDR - DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 25 points ago +25 / -0

Very good advice. The biggest reason not to talk to law enforcement is because they will try to use your words against you. Either you accidentally incriminate yourself or you misstate facts (they will charge you with lying, which is BS).

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DeusVultIntensifies 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don't open the door.

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neverreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talk to them through the security can if you have one.

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why “kindly?”

Why not just tell them to get the fuck off your property, plant their lips on your ass, and go get a fucking warrant? door closes

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kamalashugebutthole [S] 30 points ago +31 / -1

If they have something on you and charge you criminally, they can talk about your demeanor at trial. There is no need to give them any ammo. Tell them to kindly get off your property and not to come back.

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ChilledCovfefe 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is correct. Calling them names can only put yourself in jeopardy.

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 2 points ago +6 / -4

So I’ll tell them to “Get the fuck off my property” with a smile and a wave. Happy demeanor. Do what you’d like and I’m sure people appreciate the words of wisdom. I’ve never been the type to act like a statesman with authorities.

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highmoves 10 points ago +10 / -0

Be friendly, get their cards with their names, then tell them interview is over and to get out. If they don’t have a business card on them, take a pic of their badge.

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RyanUpCreek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell them to kindly leave. It is that simple. Keep your emotions in check and watch those stink suit commies drive off your property. They are bullshit artists and don't give any shits to how your life ends up, how you feel or whether you are an honest person or a dishonest person. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

Great post OP

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TheHandofGodzilla 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never, ever, ever talk to the FBI. They are trained to get you to say something that can be shown to be slightly inaccurate. Then Boom! You get the Michael Flynn treatment. Charged with lying the the FBI. Your only response should be I have nothing to say to you. If you have evidence of a crime, charge me and then you can speak to my lawyer.

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dixond 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most important and accurate post here today.

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OldAndy 5 points ago +5 / -0

YT SEARCH

FIRST AMENDMENT AUDIT!! See how nefarious these fucks are.

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neverreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm. They’re there to scope you out. Even letting them into your home is a huge mistake as they can twist anything they see into pretext for more investigation and greater snooping access. Kindly tell them to get fucked.

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droob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't answer the door

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WindyCityBluez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I cant belive we are being hunted down by the fbi. Shit makes me sick

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OldAndy 3 points ago +7 / -4

Don't answer the door and keep your head on a swivel. I'd start carrying as well because they will arrest you then gain entry into your home somehow. When the arrest happens be prepared for the ultimate defense. I'm really trying to avoid saying what needs to be said here but when you get arrested it's time to die fighting. It's that simple. BE PREPARED! Get right with God if you haven't. I don't want to go out like that but if they force it I'll have to. FUCK!! I hope it doesn't go down like that.

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General_Safety 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember there is nothing after.

If you fail to stop them they will remain in a position to rape our entire evolutionary tree for all eternity.

They must be stopped.

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MontanaRanger5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

SO..this is a long video but it is 100% relevant to this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

This should be stickied.

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FCUK_REDDIT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hwite people don't talk to the police anymore.

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muhqtardtho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was actually talking about something like this with a friend recently. A childhood friend of his ended up becoming a cartel affiliated drug pusher and he mentioned the guy's place getting raided but they only took his guns/money/drugs while the place was empty which it very rarely is. They repeatedly do this until what they confiscate no longer helps them justify their budget. That's when they'll put him in a federal penitentiary. So yeah even if they have you dead to rights you can be allowed a small leash if that's what the government backed gang prefers.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

you have to use the power of private property.

my house and the land that surrounds it is private property and if someone violates my property there will be dead rolling

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otistoole 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't say anything. Just slam the door and lock it.