I posted this three weeks ago. I'm still seeing people posting videos trying to score internet points by talking to the commied fed fucks. So I am posting this again:
I'm seeing too many people saying that Federal Commie Faggots (a.k.a. the FBI) are showing up at their house and Patriots are talking to them. Under no circumstances should you talk to Feds.
They are trained to gain your trust. They are going to act friendly, like they just want to have a conversation or that they are based and can relate to you. I don't know how you haven't learned in the last four years that FBI commie faggots are not your friends, but it is time to learn it now. They are not there to have tea and chat. They are there to gather evidence to charge you with a federal crime. There are three possibilities when a Federal Commie Faggot shows up at your door:
One: they have nothing on you and are fishing for you to incriminate yourself.
Two: they have some stuff on you, but not enough to arrest you and are trying to get you to incriminate yourself.
Three: they have enough evidence to arrest you and are looking for you to make their case easy by incriminating yourself.
That's it. Think about, why else are they there?
If they show up and don't have cause to arrest you, the only thing you say is: "Kindly get off my property" and shut your fucking door. Nothing else. Don't yell at them. Don't make a scene. Don't confirm or deny you were in DC. Don't confirm or deny that you support the current legitimate President of the United States Donald John Trump. Don't confirm or deny that you hate Chairman Briben and the Blowjob Queen. Don't call them Federal Commie Faggots.
Shut the fuck up. That isn't the time to discuss your opinions. "Kindly get off of my property." That's it.
If they have enough to arrest you and you are in fact arrested, again DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS. The only thing you say is: "I would like my lawyer." After you are arrested, they are going to try scare you and make you think that if you talk to them, they may let you go. They may threaten you in other ways. THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. Talking to them is not going to help your situation and can only hurt you. Again, "I would like my lawyer."
TLDR - DON'T TALK TO THE FEDERAL COMMIE FAGGOTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
If they have something on you and charge you criminally, they can talk about your demeanor at trial. There is no need to give them any ammo. Tell them to kindly get off your property and not to come back.
This is correct. Calling them names can only put yourself in jeopardy.
So I’ll tell them to “Get the fuck off my property” with a smile and a wave. Happy demeanor. Do what you’d like and I’m sure people appreciate the words of wisdom. I’ve never been the type to act like a statesman with authorities.