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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Um, front and center. Is this guy in the right place?

https://genius.com/Sesame-street-one-of-these-things-lyrics

I mean, even a stunted manlet can plink you from 100 yards given some training, but that guy looks about as formidable as a creme brule dessert served in my grandmother's finest china.

The rest of these dudes appear capable of whooping some Chinaman butt, but front and center manlet better hope he draws the big straw and gets to stand by. The only thing he'll be manhandling is his anime pillow themed joystick.