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posted ago by DurhamNeedsToHurry ago by DurhamNeedsToHurry +87 / -0

Kung-Flu is the first disease in human history that causes 1 person to cough, and everyone within 10 feet to shit themselves.

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Proud_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks! I needed that.

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DurhamNeedsToHurry [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My pleasure.

This is actually one I came up with myself.

Of course it triggers Reddit

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look up historical toilet paper shortages… It’s the first sign of Marxism coming.

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SovereignSon 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Sarsen1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boom!

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DurhamNeedsToHurry [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

To the people upvoting comments congratulating my superior joke:

You the real heroes

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew crap was getting deep for some reason.