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MrStep 134 points ago +134 / -0

Hail Satin!

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ouvrez_les_yeux 66 points ago +66 / -0

Oh no, Mike Lindell, Giza satin sheets, we've been had, reeeeee!

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sateen anti-wrinkle sheets are so much easier to clean and care for.

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Starxteel 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is your brain on communism.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a percale gal myself.

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Cmchn 27 points ago +27 / -0

6-6-6! The number of the sheet

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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Kingoftheroad 24 points ago +24 / -0

My favorite material...I didn't know it was hell bound 😳

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redgreenyellowblu 21 points ago +21 / -0

Didn't everyone used to play Nights in Black Satin backwards for satinic messages?

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Quietam_Unum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn't everyone used to play Nights in BlackWhite Satin backwards for satinic messages?

FTFY

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jolt Cola and Satin folks, not even once!

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considering the reputation of satin sheets... ;)

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Mooksayshigh 22 points ago +22 / -0

That’s racist.

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PurestEvil 18 points ago +18 / -0

Damn Satinists!

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Antenna 8 points ago +8 / -0

As evil as wearing white shoes after Labor Day.

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special1ntere5t 1 point ago +1 / -0

And don’t get me started on white jeans after Labor Day 😁

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

😳😳😳

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GitmObama 83 points ago +83 / -0

Spiccoli wasn't an acting job.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 56 points ago +56 / -0

Apparently Sean Penn hates it when people call him Jeff Specoli. It REALLY pisses him off.

So if you ever encounter him in public, make sure to call him Jeff Specoli.

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BigIronBigIron 24 points ago +24 / -0

Harvey Milk was a pedarast. He shtupped 15 year olds. Our Navy named a ship after him.

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operatorstorm712 10 points ago +10 / -0

Harvey Milk was a buddy and promoter of Jim Jones.

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Bazzellle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Naw probably encouraging his gf Charlize Theron to gender swap another african adoptee.

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Seatacjoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hey bud, what's your problem?" (In spicoli voice with a fuckin dumb look on my face like I'm looking for praise, all the while knowing it's ripping his brain apart). Hahahah

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Forty_Five 8 points ago +8 / -0

And be sure to record it.

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Guaranteed to get salty.

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Ocineaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that his actual name? Lmao

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who? What? One of his shit roles?

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DebunkTheLeft 8 points ago +8 / -0

He can't seem to form any coherent ideas, so yes.

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human_centipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Neither was "I am Sam"

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MustangManny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never go full retard.

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Landslide_2020 66 points ago +66 / -0

Satin. OMG. Candace blasted him.

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Rainman 16 points ago +16 / -0

CALL 911 SEAN PENN JUST GOT MURDERED!

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NavyGuy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Somebody just slapped a retard. Send the thought police! Reeeeee!

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cleancutcutlet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Madonna - Sean Penn

That's Sean's retard diploma.

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +3 / -1

Could you imagine a Trump/Owens presidency!?! Lol They would be roasting these dumb fucks daily! Owens can get some on the job training. It can’t be that fucking hard to be a politician according to how long some of these mouth breathers and ass hats have been thriving in D.C. I’m fine with having someone who just doesn’t give a fuck about decorum and playing the game. I want a new game and a new class of politicians, and I’m convinced electing more lawyers is not the answer.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 26 points ago +26 / -0

I agree. It makes sense, they spent their entire life acting like somebody else. How can they come up with their own coherent thoughts? I think what they call him is hypocrites!

The word hypocrite comes from the Greek word hypokrites — “an actor” or “a stage player.” It literally translates as “an interpreter from underneath” which reflects that ancient Greek actors wore masks and the actor spoke from underneath that mask.Apr 19, 2019

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QT31416 32 points ago +32 / -0

Smacking down Helly-wood types are like shooting fish in a barrel for Candace - they are no match for her!

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CaptainButthurt 16 points ago +22 / -6

I wish people on the right would start doing more than verbally smacking down leftists... Leftists dont care about logic and reason and arguing with them is like pissing in the wind. Until we start bringing actions to back these words, we are accomplishing a whole lot of nothing.

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Dreadnot 23 points ago +23 / -0

It makes a difference- the angrier they get the more mistakes they make. Without this strategy, as bad as things seem right now, Hillary would have been President and we would be even more fucked right now.

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GrovPortion 7 points ago +9 / -2

Strategy isn't your forte, I get it. If you want to run off and punch a commie; by all means treat yourself.

I would suggest that you considered making them retain the role of aggressor however.

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CaptainButthurt -1 points ago +6 / -7

Ok keep strategizing and doing nothing.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +4 / -3

Please don’t try and talk people into doing something you aren’t.

Most rational people use violence as a last resort.

If you want to ignore what most have learned, at least do it yourself.

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CaptainButthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why suddenly jump to violence? Doing something doesn't require being violent. Scott Pressler is getting results and is on the front lines every day.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

I agree with that. If that’s what you meant then I apologize.

I’ve grown tired of everyone trying to talk others into “radical things”. You’re 100% correct.

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CaptainButthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left, for all their mental illness, is way ahead in terms of actions. They've taken control of nearly every aspect of life. Schools, universities, movies, tv, news, radio, etc.

They are very good at getting results and pushing their goals. Not just violently.

This is why I worry so much because we are way behind...

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of it has to do with their ability to create Jonas community organizers or government agents that do nothing but I act their agenda on our dime.

Conservatives are busy with day jobs and families. Need to do what they’re doing but I’d feel dirty...

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GrovPortion -2 points ago +3 / -5

Nice immediate conclusion. You must be recently red pilled with all those emotions still running rampant.

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CaptainButthurt 0 points ago +1 / -1

Been in this since I realized 9/11 was an inside job. Trusted neither party since then some 20 years ago. Trump was the first one I actually trusted. But he's one man. The right needs more people in leadership roles like Candace to become more action oriented if they want to save this country. Trump cannot do everything. Nor should we expect as much.

I make phone calls, I email, I am on the pta, I am a scout leader for my kids. I could quit those things and maybe do more political things but I am in a blue area now. Whole area went blue about 8 years ago.

I had 4 years of high hopes all dashed with a single night of fraud and am still very pissed off.

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130percentVote 0 points ago +1 / -1

So, what have you done? What political action have you taken? School board? Political Committees? Volunteering to register voters?

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

PTA. But finding its a lost cause in my area... I called and emailed every local rep during the election. Not one of them wants to hear from us plebs. They seemed shocked what I said. Was never able to reach through again after the first time too I noticed.

My area went blue about 2 pres election cycles ago. Probably a lot of fraud. Put it this way, Lin Wood put out videos of my county specifically showing fraud... So its probably red but fraudulently blue.

I will probably buy some land and move far out away from the burbs in the coming years.

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130percentVote 1 point ago +2 / -1

My area went blue about 2 pres election cycles ago. Probably a lot of fraud. Put it this way, Lin Wood put out videos of my county specifically showing fraud... So its probably red but fraudulently blue.

I'm planning to get involved in elections ASAP. Maybe you're in a good situation to do the same.

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im temped but I really hate the GOP. Not as much as the complete hatred I have for Democrats. But I haven't been able to really stand them.

Its starting to look like I may have to though. At least for something small. Been thinking about it for a while but did not want to have to go that far.

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130percentVote 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wish people on the right would start doing more than verbally smacking down leftists....Until we start bringing actions to back these words, we are accomplishing a whole lot of nothing.

So, what have you done?

I called and emailed every local rep

Also, in addition to my other comment I just wanted to add - calling and emailing your PTA is not "bringing actions" as per your first comment. It's a good start, but ultimately it's just another form of the "strongly worded letters" that you're complaining about.

RUNNING for your School Board is taking action. Volunteering at the school is an action. Campaigning for a School Board candidate that you trust is an action. Finding a scandalous excerpt from a school textbook and sending it to every parent in the school is taking action.

Generalize that out. Writing letters to congress isn't taking action. Going out and collecting signatures for a petition is taking actions. Registering voters is taking action. Working at the election is taking action.

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CaptainButthurt 0 points ago +1 / -1

School board is no longer an option where I live. It recently turned 100% blue. With the exception of the super, not a single right leaning person remains on the board. Whole county has gone blue.

Without revealing too much personal information, Lin Wood recently posted videos about my county, showing them changing votes and having fake ballots... Doubtful anything happens where I live unless someone takes out Dominion. Doubtful of that since our governor signed a $100M contract. And out Gov/SOS seem keep on suckling at the Chinese teet... granted my state is probably extremely Red. But with the fraud, doubt it stays that way.

I am seriously looking for land now and considering leaving this area. I grew up here so it's a bit painful...

I do as much as I can without actually running for office. But it seems like my county may be a lost cause now. Im honestly at a loss what to do next on a personal level. Theres some local Republican positions recently open but I really cannot stand the Republicans. Not quite same as the absolute loathing for Democrats but I can't stand the GOP in general if you get what I mean.

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snuggs316 14 points ago +14 / -0

it's clear penn isn't well educated; he's just memorized the lines. and so smug in his tweet he didn't even bother to do some basic research. the satin thing became comedy gold in candace's hands. also, a propos of nothing, he likes to beat up the women in his life. so i'm guessing a strong woman standing up to him infuriates him. the thought of this makes me happy.

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Boozy_McFuckFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s a fucking glowie. It was part of Wikileaks dump, he is a cia asset. Which makes his association with Jack Dorsey even more interesting. El Chapo must have fucked up whatever deal the Sinaloa cartel had, which is why they sent Penn to get a bead on his location.

Infiltration, not invasion. The pentagon is so sick of civilian led intel agencies they created an entire new branch just to keep intel safe. Space force isn’t a meme, it was added last second to the “intel community.” What does that mean?

It means whatever the military was able to capture via AF satellites, was completely unknown outside military chain of command. Most likely at Norad. Radcliffe would be the pivot point between the agencies, and he would be able to see the all the raw data collected by the military, and compare it the lies fed to him by CIA.

Which is why the entire government seems to have lost its fucking mind on the 6th. Congress and senate got the full report. And I assume it was just like trump said. “We caught them all”

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le_destroy 11 points ago +12 / -1

What a dumbass Pennhead is. Candace is a goddess.

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RedPillMAGALegend -5 points ago +3 / -8

SHE IS INDEEEEEEEEED!

And she loves herself some BWC too😂😂😂😂😂😂 she is super smart. I wouldn’t even want her to talk. I would be like “just talk. About whatever, doesnt matter. Pick a topic and just talk about it lolol

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ObviatingTyranny 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Vatican doesn't impeach anything even inside the Catholic Church. Holy shit he's full retard. That's not even Canonical terminology. There's no impeaching anything.

If all the Bishops and Cardinals in the Church wanted to remove the Pope himself: there's not even a mechanism for it.

https://canonlawmadeeasy.com/2013/01/31/pope-removed-from-office/

I don't want to say I hate Sean Penn. I'm sure his heart is just as fucked up as mine is, but damn he's dumb.

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redpillsrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not to mention Evangelicals don’t exactly see eye to eye with Catholics. Penn is oblivious to this and lumps all Christians in one bucket. Classic elitist bullshit.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

don’t exactly see eye to eye

Love how far you reeled that one back in!

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Cacciali_Via 4 points ago +4 / -0

There have been many popes who got "removed" over the centuries. Not with college of cardinal tactics but by mafia tactics.

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ObviatingTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, but that's not Canonical process and law, is it?

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Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its probably among the oldest vatican traditions.

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ObviatingTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not what Canon means, lol. Assassinations aren't "impeachments" and Sean Penn is a moron of fantastic proportions.

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Strike08 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vatican has its methods of removing a pope. Nobody will be surprised if a pope dies in his sleep due to the sheer age these fossils are.

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tonkabodhi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, she’s winning me over, ha

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tashnag_01 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF IS SEAN PENN SMOKING?

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SupremeDearLeader2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything.

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Krautistani 4 points ago +4 / -0

This isn't a fair fight. Poor guy.

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Amanda 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best yet!

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Jinx 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm an Evangelical - the pope is catholic. Different.

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130percentVote 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's actually a really fascinating topic. The Catholic church was literally infiltrated by Communists and homosexuals who wanted to undermine it. This sounds tin-foil hatish, but there is even a high-level Freemason letter that was intercepted in the mid 1800s talking about a 100 year plan to infiltrate and gain control over the Church. Timothy Gordon (Rules for Retrogades) and Dr. Taylor Marshall make some great content about the Papacy.

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Dustin_Turdeau 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure he’s Communist first lmao

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is literally retarded.

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whybag 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I was only pretending to go full retard!"

Good I hope somebody hasn't already made that joke.

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WorkLiftSleepRepeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of those things that always seemed so retarded. They'd boast about Pope Francis and rub him in the faces of Republicans as if it mattered what he says. Especially since most are protestants and could not care less what that tool says.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

These stupid actors need to STFU. They show their stupidity and are fair game for an intellegent, education woman. Candice runs rings around those dolts.

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Ricordanza9 3 points ago +3 / -0

"If you're going to pretend to be religious, at least get paid for it". This is Hiroshima levels of burn, lmao. Gotta love Candace Owens!

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0

sean penn is a brain dead idiot who who gets drunk/high and tweets in hopes of getting the attention he got for his braindead retard role as Spicoli in Fast Time At Ridgemont High. There is a reason they casted him as the stoner retard in that movie, and not the role of Judge Reinhold,or Damone. The Penn brothers are slimy fucks.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sean Penn Currently employed at: Professional Retard.

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GrovPortion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had navel fluff with a higher IQ

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Jane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he should be Sean Pen.

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The stupid. It hurts.

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ektojaxo 2 points ago +2 / -0

example of sean penn desperately trying to stay relevant and edgy

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EdmondDaunts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember "I am Sam" - never go full retard

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Timmy100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actors are just temps that got lucky. Clooney is a former insurance/women's shoe sales rep.

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googurt 2 points ago +3 / -1

I am Sam is getting pretty opinionated.

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

This woman is a treasure. Can't stop laughing.

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Dreadnot 2 points ago +2 / -0

They seem to have this idea that conservatives are incapable of questioning authority.

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Lurkermon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sean Penn is still alive?

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ThePatriotGames2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

She destroyed Penn? Perhaps but his stupidity is on full display before she even says anything.

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kyblugrass 1 point ago +1 / -0

The misspelling of Satan is likely intentional. People who retweet to go " Haha, its Satan dumbass" are still spreading the message. Trump did the same thing. The real difference here is the lack of any intellectual substance in the message.

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, Dezero has some stiff competition for the dumbest man in Hollywood award.

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Retard_Strength 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sean Penn is a deep cover CIA asset playing the part of a dimwit Hollywood celebrity. Do not engage.

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun fact: 99% of Hollywood actors are high school dropouts.

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AllTexan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta love that beautiful woman. Satin is true evil before evening. LOLLOL

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is everything the laft hates. A strong, smart, pretty, black woman.

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jsnforce 1 point ago +2 / -1

Didn't Sean Penn "allegedly" beat Madonna nearly to death?

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeff Spicoli was not an act.

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SJBHamilton 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Satin" ?!?

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AussieWallBuilder 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was pretty much like kicking a spastic whilst they were having an episode.

Seans tweet made zero sense whatsoever.

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Sparks1017 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes all bow to Satin! Candace destroyed the 2 working brain cells this petrified loser had left.😕

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