I would ask to give me the footage with my nigerian dealers. A pretext like "I have a crush on them and want to fap" could help A LOT. Or, wait, how can I make them delete their own copies?
well, they think that everyone in trump country becomes a white supremacist, so naturally everyone in biden country must become a frail, creepy old man.
Every time I wake up I'm slightly horrified at what I'm going to see when I check in. Thankfully most times it's absolutely hilarious shit like this and let me tell you, I appriciate that.
Literally weeping for you! There’s no place for such hatred in 2021! We shall start a limp dick movement for you and get this trending on Twatter immediately! Call into CNN, everybody, and let them know your fee fees!
This never happened this is a manipulated post and misleading, algorhytm should have removed this, never happened. If it did, where is the police report???
That AOC is a serious criminal. I have it from MANY reliable, not to be disputed sources, that she is a RAPIST!!!! Add to that I also have VERY reliable anonymous sources I simply can not reveal for their safety that PROVE she is a murderer too!!! The PROOF is undeniable and anyone who would even question this is literally Stalin.
File police report immediately, fren.
But, first, go to all the hardware stores and see if there are video tapes...
Make sure you leave the noose on! For... Authenticity?? ..Yeah!
Do you wear a dark nooses with dark clothing or white nooses with everything?
Depends...is it a pre or post Labor Day lynching?
When is it open season on tyranny and taxation without representation?
Beat me to it!
Why can't we have both?
And wear a noose everyday like mattress girl becuz oppression!
Not going to help.
AOC can't tie a noose.
I'd check her shoes for velcro, personally.
I would ask to give me the footage with my nigerian dealers. A pretext like "I have a crush on them and want to fap" could help A LOT. Or, wait, how can I make them delete their own copies?
'Then they poured mediocrity and embezzlement in my face .. while yelling 这是习国!!'
Im assuming thats BLM in Chai Knee.
"This Is Xi Country"
What did you get on the sandwich?
Spicy itaian with southwest chipotle sauce. I think the sandwich angered her too because the meat wasn’t dog or cat like commies prefer :-(.
How dare you appropriate other cultures foods!
I like my farts to burn
The chipotle dressing will yield similar results. Subway is my guilty pleasure every now and then.
Good think you didn't have roast beef with horseradish.
You say she was upset becuz the meat wasn’t donkey dong?
more like she grabbed your shoulders from behind and slowly whimpered into your ear, "this is biden country" before giving your hair a big sniff
You got her confused with "The Big Guy" .
well, they think that everyone in trump country becomes a white supremacist, so naturally everyone in biden country must become a frail, creepy old man.
10% for the big guy, but you still have to run his hairy legs.
Well, she definitely has the face for it that's for sure.
Those lips.......
You bigot! How dare you appropriate her vagina that way!
I'd think this is more plausible considering they want us all dead.
That’s terrible. No evidence is required. Your anonymous statement is all the proof we need. We should scream at the sky in large groups immediately.
I snorted at that
All you need now is some upstart senator to introduce an anti lynching bill and you're on your way.
JusticeForAvenatti2020
Shitposter lives matter SLM!
Quick! Call Kamala!
Say his NAME. JUSTICE AVENATTI
Don’t worry fren, I believe you.
Literally shaking
I'm shaking reading about your shaking.
Oh man now I’m shaking too
And we're beginning to understand more they're living behind a 12-ft wall and 20,000 National Guard troops.
Elite Tier Shit Posting Fren... This one's got it all... (salutes a serious Meme warrior)
Did you go to the Po lice
You literally almost died. You should put out an emotional tiktok immediately.
That's terrible! Did you at least keep the subway sandwich?
Every time I wake up I'm slightly horrified at what I'm going to see when I check in. Thankfully most times it's absolutely hilarious shit like this and let me tell you, I appriciate that.
You had me at HEEHAW!
That's where I fell apart laughing too
And still holding your subway sandwich. KEK
They got me too fren. They put a door pull around my neck and said, "Look Jack, here's the deal."
Still shaking.
When are you going to be interviewed by Oprah?
Literally weeping for you! There’s no place for such hatred in 2021! We shall start a limp dick movement for you and get this trending on Twatter immediately! Call into CNN, everybody, and let them know your fee fees!
Did they pour ink on you?
This never happened this is a manipulated post and misleading, algorhytm should have removed this, never happened. If it did, where is the police report???
Unmmm not sure if you're joking....
Only joking🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’ve got a fren in me.
Damn, dude, call the FBI asap
I’m shaking just from reading about it.
Literally
Shaking
Updoot
Lost it at HEEHAW.
🤣🤣🤣
That AOC is a serious criminal. I have it from MANY reliable, not to be disputed sources, that she is a RAPIST!!!! Add to that I also have VERY reliable anonymous sources I simply can not reveal for their safety that PROVE she is a murderer too!!! The PROOF is undeniable and anyone who would even question this is literally Stalin.
Are you still wearing the noose?
Of course, that makes it more believable to the police
The FBI investigates all noose stories.
All future ballots braided in noose?
Fake Noose
We believe you 1000% and stand behind you ! ..me wants the noose next ;P
😂🤣
Hilarious
...and then everyone stood up and clapped
You have our deepest condolences, pede
Still more believable than the original.
Yes! Kek
Come now, are you sure you didn’t just hire some Colombian hookers to help you fake the whole thing? If so, all good. We’ll waive the charges.
^Name checks out
This systemic racism against frogs must stop.
Did they pour brown house paint all over you?? Many such cases unfortunately.
By polar vortex, do you mean Texas? Currently 7 degrees F outside. Power has been out for hours.
Can we get a go fund me started for this poor FREN!
Notice how quiet AOC was during the impeachment?
Literally...