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illiac-iv 97 points ago +98 / -1

File police report immediately, fren.

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Enthymeme 63 points ago +63 / -0

But, first, go to all the hardware stores and see if there are video tapes...

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CorporateCommander 56 points ago +56 / -0

Make sure you leave the noose on! For... Authenticity?? ..Yeah!

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DrBJTester 17 points ago +17 / -0

Do you wear a dark nooses with dark clothing or white nooses with everything?

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FreshCovfefe3 18 points ago +18 / -0

Depends...is it a pre or post Labor Day lynching?

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DrBJTester 7 points ago +7 / -0

When is it open season on tyranny and taxation without representation?

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ouvrez_les_yeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beat me to it!

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why can't we have both?

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Auroraalpha 10 points ago +10 / -0

And wear a noose everyday like mattress girl becuz oppression!

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BewareOfThePug 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not going to help.

AOC can't tie a noose.

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Warboss_Squee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd check her shoes for velcro, personally.

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illiac-iv 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would ask to give me the footage with my nigerian dealers. A pretext like "I have a crush on them and want to fap" could help A LOT. Or, wait, how can I make them delete their own copies?

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OGpsywar 23 points ago +23 / -0

'Then they poured mediocrity and embezzlement in my face .. while yelling 这是习国!!'

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boonjosh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im assuming thats BLM in Chai Knee.

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OGpsywar 13 points ago +13 / -0

"This Is Xi Country"

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daveyistheman 39 points ago +40 / -1

What did you get on the sandwich?

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Avenatti2020 [S] 58 points ago +58 / -0

Spicy itaian with southwest chipotle sauce. I think the sandwich angered her too because the meat wasn’t dog or cat like commies prefer :-(.

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GreekYogurtGod 20 points ago +20 / -0

How dare you appropriate other cultures foods!

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Avenatti2020 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I like my farts to burn

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RustTrohle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The chipotle dressing will yield similar results. Subway is my guilty pleasure every now and then.

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CHEMST 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good think you didn't have roast beef with horseradish.

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LockNload 3 points ago +3 / -0

You say she was upset becuz the meat wasn’t donkey dong?

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anon09 22 points ago +23 / -1

more like she grabbed your shoulders from behind and slowly whimpered into your ear, "this is biden country" before giving your hair a big sniff

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Greg867 14 points ago +14 / -0

You got her confused with "The Big Guy" .

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anon09 13 points ago +13 / -0

well, they think that everyone in trump country becomes a white supremacist, so naturally everyone in biden country must become a frail, creepy old man.

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DrBJTester 8 points ago +8 / -0

10% for the big guy, but you still have to run his hairy legs.

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Asael 17 points ago +17 / -0

AOC yelled, “HEEHAW! HEEHAW!

Well, she definitely has the face for it that's for sure.

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LockNload 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those lips.......

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

You bigot! How dare you appropriate her vagina that way!

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cutefroggy 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd think this is more plausible considering they want us all dead.

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Testosteroneape2000 15 points ago +15 / -0

That’s terrible. No evidence is required. Your anonymous statement is all the proof we need. We should scream at the sky in large groups immediately.

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BunkerHill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I snorted at that

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ExileOnRedditStreet 15 points ago +15 / -0

All you need now is some upstart senator to introduce an anti lynching bill and you're on your way.

JusticeForAvenatti2020

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DrBJTester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shitposter lives matter SLM!

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Quick! Call Kamala!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say his NAME. JUSTICE AVENATTI

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cgiles98 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t worry fren, I believe you.

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Dahnald2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Literally shaking

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DrBJTester 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm shaking reading about your shaking.

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GeneralBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man now I’m shaking too

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

And we're beginning to understand more they're living behind a 12-ft wall and 20,000 National Guard troops.

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strictly1957 11 points ago +11 / -0

Elite Tier Shit Posting Fren... This one's got it all... (salutes a serious Meme warrior)

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VaPnut 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did you go to the Po lice

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Nothingisoveryet 11 points ago +11 / -0

You literally almost died. You should put out an emotional tiktok immediately.

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AnAngryPotato 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's terrible! Did you at least keep the subway sandwich?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every time I wake up I'm slightly horrified at what I'm going to see when I check in. Thankfully most times it's absolutely hilarious shit like this and let me tell you, I appriciate that.

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RumDrummer 9 points ago +9 / -0

You had me at HEEHAW!

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Curlybill 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's where I fell apart laughing too

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VinnyMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Still shaking...

And still holding your subway sandwich. KEK

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Space_Force 7 points ago +7 / -0

They got me too fren. They put a door pull around my neck and said, "Look Jack, here's the deal."

Still shaking.

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TorchesPitchforks 7 points ago +7 / -0

When are you going to be interviewed by Oprah?

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CrustySockpuppet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Literally weeping for you! There’s no place for such hatred in 2021! We shall start a limp dick movement for you and get this trending on Twatter immediately! Call into CNN, everybody, and let them know your fee fees!

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BigWig124 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did they pour ink on you?

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Reebot2021 5 points ago +6 / -1

This never happened this is a manipulated post and misleading, algorhytm should have removed this, never happened. If it did, where is the police report???

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VinnyMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unmmm not sure if you're joking....

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Reebot2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only joking🤣🤣🤣🤣

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TheMAGAlorian787 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’ve got a fren in me.

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smartass 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, dude, call the FBI asap

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Wohwoh1911 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m shaking just from reading about it.

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Ophelia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally

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GeneralBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shaking

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johnmic07 4 points ago +4 / -0

Updoot

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lost it at HEEHAW.

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RBFace 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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JoePublic 4 points ago +4 / -0

That AOC is a serious criminal. I have it from MANY reliable, not to be disputed sources, that she is a RAPIST!!!! Add to that I also have VERY reliable anonymous sources I simply can not reveal for their safety that PROVE she is a murderer too!!! The PROOF is undeniable and anyone who would even question this is literally Stalin.

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CHEMST 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you still wearing the noose?

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Avenatti2020 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course, that makes it more believable to the police

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Tazr671 4 points ago +4 / -0

The FBI investigates all noose stories.

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CuteJackRussels 2 points ago +2 / -0

All future ballots braided in noose?

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1sketchyv 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake Noose

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RacistHomophob 4 points ago +4 / -0

We believe you 1000% and stand behind you ! ..me wants the noose next ;P

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Melthesender45 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂🤣

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DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilarious

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and then everyone stood up and clapped

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have our deepest condolences, pede

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still more believable than the original.

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BunkerHill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! Kek

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BarneyFrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come now, are you sure you didn’t just hire some Colombian hookers to help you fake the whole thing? If so, all good. We’ll waive the charges.

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

^Name checks out

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Oldsoul75 3 points ago +3 / -0

This systemic racism against frogs must stop.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they pour brown house paint all over you?? Many such cases unfortunately.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

By polar vortex, do you mean Texas? Currently 7 degrees F outside. Power has been out for hours.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get a go fund me started for this poor FREN!

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SkullLeader1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice how quiet AOC was during the impeachment?

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MullyGrubber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally...

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