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Holy shit I was walking back to my home in the Polar Vortex with my subway sandwich when AOC and goons accosted me saying, “hey, aren’t you Avenatti2020 that shitposts on P.W?” They put a noose around my neck. AOC yelled, “HEEHAW! HEEHAW!” Which I think meant, “this is Biden country”. Still shaking. (media.patriots.win)
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– daveyistheman 39 points ago +40 / -1

What did you get on the sandwich?

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– Avenatti2020 [S] 58 points ago +58 / -0

Spicy itaian with southwest chipotle sauce. I think the sandwich angered her too because the meat wasn’t dog or cat like commies prefer :-(.

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– GreekYogurtGod 20 points ago +20 / -0

How dare you appropriate other cultures foods!

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– Avenatti2020 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I like my farts to burn

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– RustTrohle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The chipotle dressing will yield similar results. Subway is my guilty pleasure every now and then.

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– CHEMST 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good think you didn't have roast beef with horseradish.

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– LockNload 3 points ago +3 / -0

You say she was upset becuz the meat wasn’t donkey dong?

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