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Deadpool [S] 113 points ago +113 / -0

Journo: “Did you realise there's a lockdown?”

💥 boom 💥

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Olds77 75 points ago +75 / -0

They can only win by shaming us into compliance.

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DudePlayingaDude 59 points ago +60 / -1

So we mock the everliving FUCK out of them. Publicly.

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MastaJoda 25 points ago +25 / -0

All day every day. Pound their faces into cereal bowls if needs be. Like dude in Wash st grocery store who thought he’d confront some based Pats. Lol

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Link??

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes link please!!

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_-Th0r-_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

I just looked at Australia’s numbers, and they have less than 1,000 deaths.

Me: “then why are they committing g economic suicide?!

Their media (probably): see our lockdowns work!

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australian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. And now the line is "We have created something special" here in victoria so we can't allow a single case. We're back on stage four lockdown because of like 10 cases.

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_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

W T F

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Telcontar2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

The premier in Victoria will stop at nothing to step on the necks of his constituents. COVID has been a gift to that asshole.

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AussieWallBuilder 5 points ago +5 / -0

NSW, the only sensible state has been doing well, managing low levels of virus but keeping business open.

We started out with "flatten the curve" and the "Labor" governments all went to elimination and total lockdowns immediately.

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ParticleCannon 7 points ago +7 / -0

You approached me. You saw from a considerable distance that I wasn't wearing a mask. Any danger that causes you is your own fault.

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RussianLimbaugh 105 points ago +105 / -0

If there’s a lock down, why’s the reporter walking around sticking a mic people have been breathing on all day in people’s faces?

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chewsoap 48 points ago +49 / -1

Stop using common sense!

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Menziess 20 points ago +20 / -0

On top of the food

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PrezElectHamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

He must be trying to collect virus samples.

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Deadpool [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Unfortunately, that’s all the local news included of that fellow. I don’t think their interview got any better after that initial exchange 😂👌

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Redditcanblowme 69 points ago +69 / -0

"Fuck off" is the true international language.

I didn't understand a word he said, yet I understood.

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lmao 20 points ago +20 / -0

mmh can't wait for some of these [???]. It's gonna be good as...

??? = nags or something, not sure, would love to know.

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AussieWallBuilder 21 points ago +21 / -0

Snags.

Australian vernacular for sausage.

We often have them in bread, they're a delicacy.

Up north they're referred to as "snags in swags".

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buckeyeminuteman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do not understand Australian at all. Mossies, sunnies, snags, barbies; it’s all too much for my little brain.

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TopBloke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too easy mate, she’ll be right

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geebeext 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kek

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cunties

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lmao 19 points ago +19 / -0

since edit rarely works:

??? = snags = sausages (thanks to other comment)

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tombombadil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like an Australian Boomhauer

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BillClintonsARapist 8 points ago +8 / -0

He said “can’t wait for some of these snags (sausages)”

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Bearing51 40 points ago +40 / -0

"Do YoU REEEEEEalize thERe's A lOCKdoWN!?"

Then why the fuck are YOU out here, asshole?

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Trumperette1 34 points ago +34 / -0

Love the snack down.

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Karma 32 points ago +32 / -0

Is there an English translation? Lol!

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Liam_Clancy 78 points ago +78 / -0

Reporter: do you realise there's a lockdown?

Aussie guy in German soccer shirt: can't wait for these snags (sausages) hey, gonna be good as (really tasty)

slaps microphone through the hole in the ozone layer

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SpaceTiger 17 points ago +17 / -0

If I had awards to give, I’d give you awards.

Have this ultra rare Pepe of a upvote though!

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lmao 15 points ago +15 / -0

thanks, he lost me on the snags

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well done, pede.

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Cyberpunkd 27 points ago +28 / -1

No fucks given. Love it.

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Licensetomeme 19 points ago +19 / -0

Literal mic drop.

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ChuckedBeef 18 points ago +18 / -0

People who buy into the lockdowns are of below average intelligence.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Literally the "I just want to grill for God's sake" meme.

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1ValhallaJack 16 points ago +16 / -0

BITCH slapped

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Rerun1Central 15 points ago +16 / -1

NICE SWAT! I will take one Australian Style hog dog please

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de9ebkmd7 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know a lot about Australia so I assume this hot dog kills you somehow?

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Tryhardneckbeard 15 points ago +15 / -0

Guess he can go run down the biker next...

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remindmelater 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's what he gets.....

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MAGAsJustBegun 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean, putting that shit right over his food was disrespectful as fuck.

He did the right thing. Leave him alone.

There's a lockdown... So pointless reporting is more important than cooking to eat?

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MycologyofMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow awesome lol

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dubler6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally agree with his verbal response. So true.

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buckeyeminuteman 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO. That was glorious.

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Kiwi_bri1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That has made me want to bbq some snags as well.

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SteelGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find the cunt ass reporter and treat him like he treats this guy. Fucker is going to learn real quick.

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raytheater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude just want to grill.

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BarronTrump2032 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me irrationally happy. Good on ya bud.

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha fuck the lying media.

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TopBloke 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know shit has hit Australia Hard when you can’t just go to Bunnings for a snag.

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Telcontar2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never get in the way of an Aussie and his BBQ.

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HoLeeFuk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where can i find the rest of this?

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HoLeeFuk 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO its even better.

"These mates weren't willing to explain" Then plays a clip of him asking that stupid question.

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TopBloke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Legend.

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Magnify 2 points ago +2 / -0

BASED AUSSIE BILLS FAN https://imgflip.com/i/4y668y

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boiswithatimemachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

That reporter's name is Paul Dowsley. Seen him a few times in person, comes off as such a prick and elitist.

His day will come.

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Mikesummer333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why can't this clip be longer!!!

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Deadpool [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry mate, this is the full clip and you can see this was all they included of him https://youtu.be/Td0tSgqbkno

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JustANormalAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put it on a loop, hours of fun!

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Patriotparty1971 1 point ago +1 / -0

0nfucks giving now let me eat in peace

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geebeext 0 points ago +1 / -1