65 () posted 58 days ago by ColdBrewedCovfefe 58 days ago by ColdBrewedCovfefe +65 / -0 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (35) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – PropagandaWizard1984 2 points 58 days ago +2 / -0 Florida has tons of illegals. Florida has resident populations of man eating pythons, herpes monkeys, and mosquitoes the size of dinner plates. Florida during the summer is like baked Hell. Your skin will never be the same. HUMIDITY! So much coastline, so few waves. Florida = America's wang. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 58 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – PropagandaWizard1984 1 point 58 days ago +1 / -0 Imagine living in Florida, death's waiting room. The smell alone is enough to drive a sane man mad. permalink parent save report block reply
Florida has tons of illegals.
Florida has resident populations of man eating pythons, herpes monkeys, and mosquitoes the size of dinner plates.
Florida during the summer is like baked Hell. Your skin will never be the same.
HUMIDITY!
So much coastline, so few waves.
Florida = America's wang.
Imagine living in Florida, death's waiting room. The smell alone is enough to drive a sane man mad.