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PoohClimbsTrees 64 points ago +68 / -4

What If monkeys fly out of your ass?

Until our voting system is fixed, they are both just as likely.

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ProphetOfKek 29 points ago +29 / -0

If the system gets fixed, Biden will just make 10s of millions of new third worlders and create new democrat voters.

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nairebis 15 points ago +21 / -6

What If monkeys fly out of your ass? Until our voting system is fixed, they are both just as likely.

What part of "state legislatures run elections" don't you understand?

The genius of our system is that power is decentralized -- particularly voting. All Trump needs is honest voting in one precinct in Florida, and in the last election Florida wasn't one of the massively corrupt states, though it was in prior elections (particular Broward County). Florida was massively cleaned up.

You seem to think the feds run elections. They don't. Everything about voting can be fixed at local levels. It means it can't be fixed all in one action, but it also means that it can't be corrupted all in one action, either.

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SpookySpook 6 points ago +7 / -1

state legislatures run elections

Like in 2020 eh

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Precinct

Committeeman

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PoohClimbsTrees -1 points ago +4 / -5

What if ... Republicans take the house...

You do realize it takes more than just Florida for that to happen don't you?

It is a pipe dream, the fraud has taken over and now runs the Republic. It is now enmeshed if enough state governments to steal the entire fucking country as they just did.

Even the largest turnout in history was not enough to overcome the fraud.

The only ones that will be controlling the anything is now the uniparty.

It would be nice to be wrong about this.

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GarudaDarkblack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if there is a 0.01% chance of it succeeding it is still worth a shot since we have nothing to lose by trying and maybe patriots can prevent even a small amount of fraud from happening in 2022 which might be just enough to make a difference. Also we don't know just how bad the dems will fuck up over the next 2 years and how many millions of lefties will get red pilled.

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PoohClimbsTrees 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a 0% chance of succeeding.

There will never be a higher turnout for Presidential elections. They still openly stole it.

We turned out for President Trump in record setting numbers. They still stole it.

Don't get me wrong, I wish I was wrong. Sadly I am not.

Legislative Branch: Corrupt Judicial Bramch: Corrupt Executive Branch: Stolen by the other two and Corrupt as fuck.

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GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

But with this strategy you only have to win house and senate seats then impeach the imposters in 2 years rather than try to win a rigged presidential election in 4. The odds are still slim but not impossible.

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PoohClimbsTrees 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pipe dreams make people feel better, they don't change reality.

Largest election turnout ever and we lost seats in the Senate. The fraud is massive and the only people with the power to fix it benefit from the fraud.

You can't impeach with Nancy in power. She won't be gone in by 2022 or 2024. You also need 67 seats in the Senate. Democrats won't flip.

Like I said, I would love to be wrong. Sadly I am not.

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GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm 99.9% sure you are correct, which leaves a 0.01% chance of success. I'll take that over 0.00%. Also I won't abandon any and all other avenues either. A friend of mine writes himself in for President every election because he thought it didn't matter. If enough people thought like him we would have lost 2016. I'm not giving up.

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IamM 4 points ago +5 / -1

I mean if the trans shenanigans keep happening that's what breeding for them will look like.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +3 / -1

OK, hands down winning comment right here folks! Believe me!

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Seruna_Kanus 2 points ago +2 / -0

In FL Trump has as good a chance at taking a senate or represtative seat as his local support, which I imagine is better than the current representative. So even if he has to wait for national voting to get fixed, he can still be an absolute thorn in the side of the Establishment as a congressman.

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GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, but it is worth a try. No sense in giving up without putting up a fight even if the odds are not in your favor. We need to work on fixing this voting issue at the local and state level. Even if we can fix it in only 10% of the places where it is a problem that might be enough to push us across the finish line. I'm angry and cynical too but I'm also logical and willing to try on the off chance something changes. Do we really have anything to lose?

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grndmrshlgando 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is horse shit. They STOLE OUR FUCKING COUNTRY FROM US. Trump isn't going in 2022, not in 2024. Or any other time. He should be in there right NOW. Instead they installed a puppet dictator owned and operated by China and told us to go fuck ourselves and threatened us with military force.

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marishiten 15 points ago +17 / -2

He's not going to run for Congress.

He'd see that as a step down in stature. Either he's going to run in 2024, or he's not going to run at all. And personally, I'm okay with him not running.

Trump is old. Half the problem is we have these fucking mummies with one foot in the grave running our lives. I don't want MORE old fucks in government. I want less. Old people aren't connected to what's happening or have a line on the people. Trump is a rare exception, but again, he's fucking old. He should retire and just run the Republican Party from Mar-A-Lago.

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Zskills 4 points ago +6 / -2

Gaetz / Owens

Desantis / Gaetz

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Romey-Rome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Young people are too much about feels.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

And by run, destroy and rebuild from the ground up.

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

He ain't old in heart. He looks about the same as the day he came off the escalator.

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DudePlayingaDude 1 point ago +3 / -2

I know, right? Who the fuck thinks up this stupid shit? Q?

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Salt-N-Pepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Hear me out”

Always prefaces inanity

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Zskills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Worse than "as a _____ person.... insert insane opinion allegedly validated by your indentity"

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm not homophobic, but I really don't think cream cheese should exist in plain flavor, I think strawberry is the way it should be.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhh yes those too.

"Not to be racist or anything but I just really prefer mexican food over chinese"

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm homophobic, and your statement is wrong. Strawberry cream cheese is an abomination.

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blukid 9 points ago +9 / -0

this is retarded, you need 67 senators to convict so that’s not gonna happen. and you don’t need to actually run for a house seat to become speaker, the majority party in the house can technically elect anyone to become the speaker of the house so that’s possible

but in reality trump is either gonna run again in 2024 for president (which he probably won’t win) or he’s gonna start building up from the bottom and take control of state legislatures, the house, etc.

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BasedChase45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does he not realize you need 67 senators to impeach. Where's that gonna come from?

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BadManOrange 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'd be hilarious, but would require way too many things to go right in order to work. Judging how we expected so many things to go certain ways post Nov 3, realize that these things are so complicated with many people standing in the way trying to prevent them from happening. For Trump to pull of this kind of maneuver would take so much coordination, winning multiple elections without bullshit cheating from the Dems, plus a Congress who won't stab Trump in the back (again). OK.

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +3 / -1

67 Senators will be tough to rustle up.

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

My body is ready.

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ckover9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can only get so erect

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Harris? Impeach her too?

Anyway, I can't see Trump as a congressman. He's an executive. He likes being in control. Besides, there's just as many Rinos in the House as in the Senate. Do you really think they'd put aside their massive egos to vote Trump in as Speaker?

I give this about a .1% chance of happening, if that much.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

14 more terms!

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, I will bite. Lets do it, doomer be damned.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be so cool. I want this tale read to me before bedtime tonight, by Rush- and I will have the best dreams

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fcdru 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, this is 100 percent legal and Constitutional.

The odds of it actually being ATTEMPTED, nevermind SUCCEEDING, is 1 / 1,000,000 at best.

It is a fun daydream though.

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ccpshill 1 point ago +1 / -0

RINOS where in control and the fuck us

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd rather the federal government be dissolved and Trump be dictator for life.

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TorchesPitchforks 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be Fort Sumter; and the second American Civil War would be on.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is only possible if we have 70 republican senators or more loll

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Nite_mare6312 1 point ago +1 / -0

The stuff of dreams. Sweet, sweet dreams!

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Michigirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sigh

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

you lost me at "What if Republicans take the house".....

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JoeyPisspantsbiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give me that mainlined hopium

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine giving a State of the Union address knowing DJT is right behind you

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

I approve this plan!!!!

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Romey-Rome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t think we’ll have the senate with enough margin to pull it off.

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Ruejitsu 1 point ago +1 / -0

A guy can dream

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

A d this is why no matter how much infuriating bullshit they throw up like gun control and open borders, we have to keep our eyes on the fraud prize. Do. Not. Relent. Until the full truth is known.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this is a LARP, but it is a fascinating (and hilarious) LARP.

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Siretch 1 point ago +2 / -1

Let's not talk about if - let's do it!

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TwistedSister 1 point ago +5 / -4

Let the other Trump's run for office, head up both chambers, and then Trump takes the White House.

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Althebartender [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'd love this

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InarosPrime -1 points ago +1 / -2

I would rather we didn't have family dynasties running the country. We had enough from Kennedy, Pelosi, Cuomo, Bush, Cheney, Clinton, and more families.

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TwistedSister 0 points ago +3 / -3

This isn't the time for "muh principles." This is a time of reckoning, and all that matters is, who will deliver it.

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InarosPrime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

The Trump family doesn't get a free pass to be a party nominee. Some of them gave Donald some very bad advice and some are not all in for the MAGA agenda. They have to prove they will put America first before I will vote for them.

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TwistedSister 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's cute. You actually think people are lining up just to represent you. Pssst, look closer. Nobody is on your side. You're just lucky that Trump thinks you're worth the effort.

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Dangrenade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if Trump ran for the house and won, Republicans took the house and made him speaker, giving Nancy the boot!

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925TheJOY 1 point ago +2 / -1

The election systems are broken. Until that is fixed. Don't bother voting

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remember1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is some intense copium

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geebeext 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is so dumb