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DonnieRamesJio 17 points ago +17 / -0

Move to Canada

Play with Iphone in the middle of busy intersection

Get hit by car

Sue Apple, sue Uber, sue Toyota

Profit

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Better yet, join a terrorist group, get caught and sent to Gitmo, then Trudeau will give you $10,000,000.

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IncensedThurible 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sometimes I wonder if Canadians are ever embarrassed.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes we are

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TheOutlawPepeWales 8 points ago +8 / -0

According to our Constitution the list of authorized gun users is . . . literally everyone.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not in Canada

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Zskills 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds like a "them" problem.

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130percentVote 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a natural right. If they deny it, then they are wrong.

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marishiten 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good luck with that.

It's not up to the firearm to be responsible. It's the user.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

BUT IT WASN'T DNA LINKED TO THE OWNER SO THAT OTHERS CANT USE IT REEEEEEEEEE!

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TraitorJoes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plaintiff Lawyer: "Your Honor, we are suing Smith and Wesson because their .40 caliber handgun killed my client"

Defence Attorney: "Your Honor, we have examined the gun in question and found that it is in perfect order. With each pull the trigger it functioned perfectly with no malfunctions and expelled one round each time. It performed exactly as it was designed to."

Judge: "Case dismissed."

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Toronto Sun is based BTW.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only time you should be able to sue a gun company for one of their products killing you is when the gun blows up in your hand. And even then you should have to rule out user error