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RedneckLawyer 12 points ago +12 / -0

Age, Photoshop, and Plastic Surgery

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Atomstein 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is what it looks like when you sell your soul

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Sourpuss 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are shape shifting demons.

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President_Elect_Pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Botox

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FrostyAlarm [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can believe every single one of those reasons.

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FinlandForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

''The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural''

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Fukdaalgoup 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've been crispered

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Arden 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE'RE SUCH SELF CENTERED CRAP WE DON'T NOTICE HELL ITSELF RISING UP AGAINST US.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scary...Hunter's the most normal looking of the bunch (bet those new chompers cost a pretty penny). And no, that isn't saying much, but low bars happen.

Photo filters and plastic surgery are helluva drugs.

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ZombieVote2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satan's seed is a toxin.

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Mummabear20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lizard people.