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posted ago by CrackerSmurf2 ago by CrackerSmurf2 +12 / -0

So I wake up this morning and did the normal morning thing feeling like shit...fractured knee I can still walk on, shoulder hurts and my neck feels like someone stepped on it all night. A typical morning except this time a head ache and a feeling in my stomach like I took Nancy Pelosi's cocktail of morning medications. I throw up like 5 times I come back to bed lay down sleep for 6 more hours making the total 12. I called my neighbor he got me some thera-flu. I go and puke come back call work got no answer so i leave a voice mail sounded like I was half dead I'm sure. Long story short I wake up 4(16) hours later and my boss called told me to stay out for a china virus test. So now I feel about 90% and ready to work and I can't go to work over a bug that is pretty much gone already.

By the way I wear no mask and haven't had ChingChangFlu.

FUCK YOU COVID LOSERS!

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bonejack 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brother's wife got sick and had to be tested twice - both times negative. Despite her having 2 negative tests and my brother having no symptoms, they still won't let him come back to work.

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CrackerSmurf2 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm kind of vital to finishing product they won't lock me out.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad you got to take a test now. I guess it might just be better to tell people you have to take the day off to take your dog to the vet or go to the dentist so your company wont tag you as being sick.

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CrackerSmurf2 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully I can call tomorrow and convince them I'm safe to come back I've got a bad headache now but nothing else bothering me. We'll see.