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posted ago by CrackerSmurf2 ago by CrackerSmurf2 +12 / -0

So I wake up this morning and did the normal morning thing feeling like shit...fractured knee I can still walk on, shoulder hurts and my neck feels like someone stepped on it all night. A typical morning except this time a head ache and a feeling in my stomach like I took Nancy Pelosi's cocktail of morning medications. I throw up like 5 times I come back to bed lay down sleep for 6 more hours making the total 12. I called my neighbor he got me some thera-flu. I go and puke come back call work got no answer so i leave a voice mail sounded like I was half dead I'm sure. Long story short I wake up 4(16) hours later and my boss called told me to stay out for a china virus test. So now I feel about 90% and ready to work and I can't go to work over a bug that is pretty much gone already.

By the way I wear no mask and haven't had ChingChangFlu.

FUCK YOU COVID LOSERS!

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bonejack 4 points ago +4 / -0

My brother's wife got sick and had to be tested twice - both times negative. Despite her having 2 negative tests and my brother having no symptoms, they still won't let him come back to work.

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CrackerSmurf2 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm kind of vital to finishing product they won't lock me out.