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Bluestorm83 10 points ago +10 / -0

There was a point in time when King David (Famous for having multiple women, committing adultery, and shooting a guy on 5th avenue- uh, I mean, killing Uriah the Hittite to complete the theft of the man's wife,) was usurped by his son Absolom. For a time, if you asked the people of Jerusalem, they would have said "Yeah, this is the Reign of King Absolom. David isn't still king, that's just fake news."

Eventually, things got set straight, when God's Good Time had come.

Every one of these evildoers will be put in their place. In God's Good Time. Maybe it will end with President Trump back in the Oval Office. Maybe it will be someone else. But God's Man will ALWAYS eventually take the Throne, until the day it is the Final Throne, and God's Man will be both God AND Man.

Keep faith. Things may get messy, but God can not fail.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, killing Uriah the Hittite to complete the theft of the man's wife

Was the wife Salome, or some other name? I 1/2 remember this story.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bathsheba, Solomon's mother. David was hanging out on the roof of the palace, perving on her while she was bathing, went over for a quick roll in the hay. Found out she was pregnant, and brought Uriah home to sleep with his wife, no doubt then she would fudge the birthday and pretend that the baby was his. Uriah, SO loyal to the King, wouldn't leave David's palace, except to be sent back to the front. So David had the generals put Uriah in the toughest fighting, but then pull back reinforcements, so he'd be killed. No doubt this also killed a bunch of other loyal soldiers. And then nobody would be the wiser.

Until Samuel, notified of this heinous scheme by God, pretended to be upset over an unrelated matter. Told David that a rich man, who owned hundreds of sheep, had a neighbor who owned only one sheep, but he loved this sheep, and he had it live in his house and treated it like a daughter. Then the rich man killed his neighbor, and stole the sheep. David, furious over this, said "Surely, as The Lord liveth, this man shall die." To which Samuel replied, "Thou art the man." David rends his clothes and weeps over what he'd done. Of course, this is not the end of David's anguish. His first child with Bathsheba takes ill, and David fasts and prays unceasing, until eventually the child dies. At this point, David goes and eats. Confused over his apparently immediate change of heart, his advisors ask David what's up. David, still wearing his rent clothes and ashes, explains that while his son was alive, he spared not a second from begging God for the child's life, but now he was gone, and nothing would change that, so David may as well eat. David explains "He will not return to me, but I will go to him," at least showing that David has no doubt that the Child rests in glory with God, which to me is the firmest argument to kick the crap out of anyone who tries to tell me that unbaptized babies, or the unborn, go to Hell or some sort of "Purgatory."

And then, as I said above, Solomon was David and Bathsheba's second child, who God famously blessed with wisdom, and through whom the line of David continued until down the line Christ was born.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah gotcha. I remembered parts of it.

Uriah sounds like Belisarius, but without the cucking.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uriah was a good man. I'd like to imagine that, though in Heaven there will in no wise be any sin, somehow Uriah is able to and allowed to give David shit over that whole episode. Like a "Hey, David, isn't it great that nobody here can, I don't know, bang our wives and then murder us? That's great. Didn't that happen to one of us, back on Earth? Yeah?"

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Come on, I'll buy you a drink."

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the way you tell it, heaven would be like Valhalla, but without the constant battle and Valkyrie cheerleaders.

As for Uriah, I'm not 100% sure but there might be a Battlemech named after him 🤔

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Mamapedia 10 points ago +11 / -1

Will there be a Pence edition?

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Tweedlethree 5 points ago +5 / -0

He has a date with God.

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don't know if it was all a farce but I remember allegations of Pence having gay orgies with young men.

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Mamapedia 1 point ago +2 / -1

Get the popcorn ready! But I'd rather it be a regular, run of the mill financial crime he goes down for. The other would be just so disturbing.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with Killary and co. All of what was allegedly on Weiner's laptop...that had better not be real.

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Mamapedia 0 points ago +1 / -1

Except for the sake of the evil that happened to victims if the allegations were true, I would love to see the Clinton cabal go down for sex crimes against anyone.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well yeah, but can they be normal sex crimes instead of Satanic adrenochrome harvesting sex crimes?

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Mamapedia 0 points ago +1 / -1

Deal.

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TEXinLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

God bless President Trump.

And God bless Trump's America.

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Syme 6 points ago +6 / -0

There has always been something bigger going on.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump is ordained by GOD

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becky21k1 5 points ago +6 / -1

When I read that Pence was hit by a speeding bus I will truly believe

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Tweedlethree 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I did not agree with you. I remember some time way back when, being a nicer person.

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DebbieinDallas 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, it certainly makes you wonder! No such thing as coincidences, they say.

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Lepreco-Inc 3 points ago +3 / -0

The most evil decadent people oppose him the most. It’s that simple.

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deplorablebot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im still waiting for Pelosi to die from her syphilis.

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait to see Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer mitt Romney Mitch McConnell Lindsey Graham and a lot more fall to the Trump curse!

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ted Cruz is scum!

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

When do we see the commies turn to dust? I'll be waiting...