Uriah was a good man. I'd like to imagine that, though in Heaven there will in no wise be any sin, somehow Uriah is able to and allowed to give David shit over that whole episode. Like a "Hey, David, isn't it great that nobody here can, I don't know, bang our wives and then murder us? That's great. Didn't that happen to one of us, back on Earth? Yeah?"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Come on, I'll buy you a drink."
Uriah was a good man. I'd like to imagine that, though in Heaven there will in no wise be any sin, somehow Uriah is able to and allowed to give David shit over that whole episode. Like a "Hey, David, isn't it great that nobody here can, I don't know, bang our wives and then murder us? That's great. Didn't that happen to one of us, back on Earth? Yeah?"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Come on, I'll buy you a drink."
From the way you tell it, heaven would be like Valhalla, but without the constant battle and Valkyrie cheerleaders.
As for Uriah, I'm not 100% sure but there might be a Battlemech named after him 🤔