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Americanapplepie 94 points ago +98 / -4

Fuck Parler. GAB 💯

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 50 points ago +50 / -0

This dude fucks.

We need to go back to making fun of trannies and calling people we don’t like fags. Simpler times.

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Seatacjoe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Being called a faggot tranny builds character, if you can't take it or defend it, then you are a faggot tranny. It's simple 70's math...hahaha

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PurestEvil 6 points ago +6 / -0

"It's just common sense."

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Irishrose18 26 points ago +26 / -0

❤️🐸

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Joeshmoe91 59 points ago +61 / -2

The day I saw how defensive Dan Bongino got when Sundance from CTH called Parler out on the license pic/info requirements, I already knew

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here2red 16 points ago +18 / -2

whatever happened to Larpmonkey?

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ObongoForPrison2020 22 points ago +26 / -4

Disappeared like a fart in the wind. I remember when he was a celebrity here. I liked shitting on him because there was no reason why some fag from 8kun would have any insider knowledge, but hardly anyone wanted to listen to me.

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you glowie! I think you raped me.

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SixTree 5 points ago +5 / -0

I never saw him say he had insider information, perhaps he did and I missed it, but all I saw was just him digging deep into public information. In certain cases, his background may have helped him to understand the material better than the average person. Could you point me to an actual example of what you're talking about?

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SomeRandomGuy77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha remember "falcon mystic bohemian spec ops insider bro"? There's been some fucking characters in this sims run through that's for sure.

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Bored -10 points ago +3 / -13

Clearly because you're a toddler

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Bored -6 points ago +5 / -11

Grifted what, exactly?

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, that's all they want? A still photo of an ID? Dude, I could come up with an ID for any name I needed, and even if I couldn't, I could pay some kid like $20 to make me something on photoshop.

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

McLovin?

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BigSteve 3 points ago +3 / -0

Darkweb vendors sell drivers licences for $5

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what about phone number verification? Retard

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Tallsie 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could send a notarized letter to a physical place, like we use to do.

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CGGoolsby 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree with you. It's not even required to have a profile to begin with. I imagine some are just people being told to be upset, and jumping the gun because they are mad and still don't know where to put that anger.

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Joeshmoe91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great question

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just2groovy 10 points ago +13 / -3

When I saw that Dan Bongino was actively refusing to mention gab so he could make his claims about Parler being the place for free speech I was pretty turned off.

I did make an account but there's really no sense of community that I've seen there. Maybe it's the UI, I'm not sure but it seems kind of stale.

Good luck to them, but I'm happy with the frog.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 7 points ago +8 / -1

I got downvoted into a oblivion here when I merely asked about the license shit. Happy people now see the bullshit Parler pulled.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bongino has had some suss takes in the past. When I saw he was part of Parler I knew it was a grift of some sort.

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NoFucks2Give 17 points ago +19 / -2

Dan Bongino wants Parler to have control over the Race topic. He wants it to be Fox. Safe. So outsiders looking in will never see “distasteful abhorrent language”.

“Muh optics”.

Gab’s attitude is: “yeah don’t like those racists? We let you be adults, so there is this feature where you can block them you know.”

Fuck Parler. Sorry if that hurts Bongino’s feelings.

Sorry Dan, but fuck, come on dude.

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RealHappyFeet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dan took the Mercer money. Comes with rules and an agenda. Like FOX.

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Scuffers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure if that's the point, Dan is not tech savey enough to understand this shit, and I think has been blind-sided himself.

Remember, he's not on the board, just a share-holder, and they needed his name more than he needed them

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DeadOverRed 17 points ago +18 / -1

LOL. Vote harder. I love it.

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OneBigMaga 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm voting as hard as I can.....

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1d8-1 5 points ago +6 / -1

I voted 110% but it paled in comparison to the 300-500% my opponents were able to muster.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'm glad that Parler came back on line. I had to wait until it did to trash and them delete my account. #GetOnGab

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Bored 8 points ago +10 / -2

People can be on multiple platforms. We aren't tiny children. Gab has some problems. Fix them and stop guilting people not to leave

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freedom has some problems, better regulate it so we can all be safer.

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China4Biden 6 points ago +11 / -5

Parler is also a FBI honeypot. That's how they'll target conservatives. The reason it took so long to bring Parler back online is because the Mercers struck a deal with the FBI.

Parler = The FBI's Domestic Terrorist Database

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Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This site is also a FBI honeypot

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Friar_Pede 5 points ago +6 / -1

The top follows are the who's who of Fox News.

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RatioInvictus 5 points ago +7 / -2

Different take: it's weird and stupid. Why the fuck factional infighting? This is like teammates fighting instead of focusing on the opposing team.

GAB: Parler bad, lol. The Left: "Good....good...let the hate flow...."

It's like watching the state GOP - you just want to grab them by the lapels and shake them and tell them "Fucking STOP IT. Over there: THAT is the enemy."

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, that's an old GOP tradition: the circular firing squad.

I appreciate what Gab is trying to do, but I wish they'd own it instead of whining. Personally I feel we need more people trying, not less.

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shadypollster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes circular firing squads.

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stjimmy92 1 point ago +5 / -4

They’re just mad that Parler is competing with them and didn’t come begging for their help after being deplatformed.

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fuck...I have to re-download it...just so I can delete my profile...so I can re-uninstall it...kek!

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump2020. There is NO 2024, there is NO 2022. When will this idiotic rhetoric stop? The elections are over. All they need is four cities.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. The most important aspect has not been fixed. Election process still broken.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Problem with staying with the Republican Party instead of forming a new party.. millions an millions of people who hate Democrats and leftist policy are going to donate billions to the RNC / GOP an probably be steered towards donating to Rino candidates and we'll make a fraction of the gains we should have with no power to effect change for another 10 years. They already have a 200 million dollar war chest to fight primary challenges against their rino candidates by faking fighting voter fraud for Trump right before they all stabbed him in the back.

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randomusers239874 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys, please realize, you are never donating to a specific candidate. Your money is pooled together and funneled to the candidate they want, and you have no control over it. We need a nee party for that reason alone.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +5 / -1

B-b-b-b-but Gab bans porn!!!

Fucking weirdos can't even stop yanking their dicks for minute even when looking through their social media. Maybe i'm the weirdo though because I was genuinely shocked that people used all these platforms to look at porn.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +3 / -2

The whole "porn is speech" position deserves to die in a hole. Porn adds nothing to any conversation and isnt transformative or informative.

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MAGA_Centurion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porn adds nothing to any conversation and isnt transformative or informative.

Free expression doesn't need to add to any conversation, be transformative, or informative. You have a right to free expression, not bound by any imposed "requirements" from controlling faggots, like the christ cucks on gab.

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Saxmaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's performative

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Peachykeen76 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMFAO at "vote harder." Extra-legit.

I'm an ex-neocon. I finally woke up to the fact that gen-election voting won't do CRAP. I've got way more strategies going on right now. I hope the dems get totally caught w/their pants down in 2021 (special elections, y'all) and 2022. Jesus is king.

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Ham_Sandwich77 4 points ago +13 / -9

Lets get real here. That's just a guy expressing sour grapes that his competitor has just re-entered the market.

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PhilosoGuido -1 points ago +5 / -6

Bingo. This is like going to Pepsi for an opinion on Coke. Instead of building up their own platform and getting some content creators on there, Torba and crew just want to trash their competition. Low class and trashy. They're so salty and jealous that no big names are on their platform.

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PhilosoGuido -1 points ago +1 / -2

Nice try, Gab PR department. Go glow over there in the corner. Seriously, you dudes have your lips so firmly attached to Torba's ass you can't even see he's using you. He's so jealous that he can't get any content providers on his platform he is reduced to a smear campaign against the competition and you fanboys buy right into it without a hint of skepticism. In other news, Pepsi says that Coke sucks. Must be true.

So, why can't Gab get any big names on their platform? Are you going to tell me that Don Trump Jr, Eric Trump, Crowder, Mark Levin, Bongino, Maria Bartiromo, Rand Paul, Seb Gorka, Richard Grenell, Tim Fitton are all deep state honeypot sellouts or whatever conspiracy theories Torba is feeding his shills?

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully Trump makes accounts on both. He can probably afford to pay someone to manage them both.

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PhilosoGuido -1 points ago +4 / -5

Parler already has all the big name conservative content providers (Don Trump Jr, Eric Trump, Crowder, Mark Levin, Bongino, Maria Bartiromo, Rand Paul, Seb Gorka, Richard Grenell, Tim Fitton, etc) which is what Gab is so jealous about. I'm on both and there is no one to follow on Gab except CatTurd. Seriously, who do you follow there?

Edit: All these downvotes from salty Gab fanboys, but not one suggestion on who to follow there.

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The_Almighty_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm pretty sure this guy does not actually work for Gab. He's just done a good enough job of making it look like he does and thus, built himself a following. He's entertaining though, so I still follow him.

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WeWillRejoice 3 points ago +4 / -1

Gab is getting better and faster. I'm sticking with it. I joined Parler but never really got into it. And it will go down again.

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MAGA_Centurion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gab. Ran by and full of militant christ cucks who don't actually care about free speech, just spreading their ideology.

Parler. Ran by and full of Neocons who don't actually care about free speech, just funneling data to the uniparty.

God, I hate being on the right sometimes. Faggots everywhere.

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martel732 0 points ago +6 / -6

What are you a novice? Who the hell needs "on boarding" for social media?

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martel732 -3 points ago +3 / -6

You must have low-T... fuck man handle yourself. If you're incapable of searching for some interests/groups and finding folks to follow organically, maybe you should just stay on FB hmmm?

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zippy2 2 points ago +4 / -2

This marketing campaign for gab is fake and gay

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MAGA_Centurion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gab is pretty gay, but sadly, it's one of the ones we have to work with.

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vongregormench 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see no point in infighting here. I’ll give both a chance. I’ve already got accounts for both.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did people start hating Parler? What did I miss?

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 1 point ago +3 / -2

I know codeMonkey pointed out some insecurities. But, we shouldn't be eating our own that fast.

We should all have an account on both. And let the best UI AND FREE platform win.

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WeWillRejoice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. ^^^ This is where I am, too.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I agree. And I like GaB UI much more than Parler.

But, there isn't a reason I can't use both. Need to support both projects who r trying to help us.

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zippy2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Does GAB ask for your phone numbet?

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm partial to the sharklasers one myself.

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abstr4ct 1 point ago +1 / -0

Parler is free to do what they want. So am I. But in my house, this is GABA country. Lol

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HalfKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use both

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not understand a single word he said

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh i just use both.... gab has a app also.

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1d8-1 1 point ago +1 / -0

meh. I just don't use any of them.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no idea what this means?

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AndroidProsthesis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can anyone explain and give context? I don't use social networking sites.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Parler works differently than GAB, there’s also issues of who is pushing what (IE, rumors of good and bad things) and whether we can trust it, etc. But right now people are just being grumpy to a degree on here and with certain questions about Parler, well expect some butt hurt on here until things die down IMO.

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trumpmixtape 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like gab is like a reverse Twitter. Littered with bots pushing stereotypically insane conspiracies. It hadnt occurred to me this may have been intentional all along.

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Tellsyouhow 1 point ago +1 / -0

He speaks the truth. I am actually shocked at the situations both parties create to get money out of their base. Donate nothing as it never goes where they say it is going.

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Neighbor_o_the_beast 1 point ago +1 / -0

DO I need to go close my Parler account or just abandon it.?

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Neighbor_o_the_beast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got in super early, long before they showed their true colors. Don't think I interacted very much, was a really clunky piece of shit. I'm not saying that just because they ae a bunch of traitors, I genuinely thought it kinda sucked. If you expanded something to like, read the comments, you couldn't close it, you literally had to refresh the app or scroll past all the comments. It really is a terrible site. And good luck searching for literally anything, worst search function I have ever seen, and I'm old enough to remember using netscape navigator at my business.

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

It seems not everyone name “Colbert” is a douche. Gives me hope.

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dorsalmorsel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump 2022 house of reps, 2024 president.

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Reborned20 0 points ago +1 / -1

goes right in the spam folder for me

don't know what I will be doing in the next election, maybe poll watching

water colors or thumb prints on the ballot.

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Barbs -10 points ago +13 / -23

If they think they’re going to insult people into using their service, they might want to rethink that strategy. It’s a big loser.

These guys should be working together, instead of trying to one-up each other to be the next Zuckerberg.

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OneBigMaga 17 points ago +19 / -2

Fuck Parker. More controlled opposition by money grabbing rinos.

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President_Elect_Pepe 10 points ago +12 / -2

Parler is funded by corporatist GOPE elitists who ousted the CEO because they weren’t pulling enough user data.

Would you play nice with that?

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Cloraxland_ 6 points ago +7 / -1

Actually I have to say ousting the CEO was only a good thing. He was firmly against a free platform and wanted something closer to twitter regulation without the bias. With the new site coming up they changed their policy to full on post whatever you want as long as it is legal(with a few acceptable caveats that gab also has). Ive never been a fan of parler cause of this stance they had before, but honestly I dont mind them now. Now gab of course it still what I mainly support and use, cannot beat that grassroots uncompromised project they got.

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1d8-1 1 point ago +1 / -0

My, what big eyes you have.