96 Gorilla Glue announces a new Fortified Personal Lubricant. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩 posted 60 days ago by Elvathelion 60 days ago by Elvathelion +97 / -1 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (15) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 5 ▼ – MAGAlorian 5 points 59 days ago +5 / -0 This guy's thumb is bothering me. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Semmelweis 4 points 59 days ago +4 / -0 How dare you misgender Megan Fox. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Elvathelion [S] 3 points 59 days ago +3 / -0 Swalwell prepared the post... permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Grindelwald 3 points 60 days ago +3 / -0 Building lasting relationships this Valentine’s Day permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – JesusRules 3 points 60 days ago +3 / -0 hahhaaa permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – swimjim2 3 points 59 days ago +3 / -0 Sets in 5 Minutes Nah, he'll be fine. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Elvathelion [S] 2 points 59 days ago +2 / -0 Come to think of it, you are right. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – MasonJoe777 2 points 60 days ago +2 / -0 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Curlybill 2 points 59 days ago +2 / -0 Use doggy style for a more natural effect permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – freedomcries 2 points 59 days ago +2 / -0 Hard as a rock!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deloppoled 1 point 59 days ago +1 / -0 Husband: 'Honey, the tube of K-Y Jelly is empty.' Wife: 'Is there any Gorilla Glue?' permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DudePlayingaDude 1 point 60 days ago +1 / -0 It only works on the Blackses, though, from what I heard. Liberal use will guarantee you receive a personal agent and lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Elvathelion [S] 4 points 60 days ago +4 / -0 it says on the box to apply liberally permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DudePlayingaDude 2 points 60 days ago +2 / -0 Damn. How did I not see that? Too much eye bleach usage lately, probably. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Muzzah 1 point 60 days ago +1 / -0 Haha! 🤣👏🤣 permalink save report block reply
This guy's thumb is bothering me.
How dare you misgender Megan Fox.
Swalwell prepared the post...
Building lasting relationships this Valentine’s Day
hahhaaa
Nah, he'll be fine.
Come to think of it, you are right.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Use doggy style for a more natural effect
Hard as a rock!!!
Husband: 'Honey, the tube of K-Y Jelly is empty.'
Wife: 'Is there any Gorilla Glue?'
It only works on the Blackses, though, from what I heard. Liberal use will guarantee you receive a personal agent and lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
it says on the box to apply liberally
Damn. How did I not see that? Too much eye bleach usage lately, probably.
Haha! 🤣👏🤣