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Why you are warm right now (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by basedboston ago by basedboston +4449 / -0
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Fergy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guess if they come for woodstove I will have turn over my gun.🤭

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bubadmt 28 points ago +28 / -0

NO ONE NEEDS AN ASSAULT STOVE! ONE BURNER IS ENOUGH-- IF YOU CAN'T COOK YOUR CHICKEN WITH ONE SET OF FLAMES, YOU DON'T NEED TO COOK! COMMON SENSE CULINARY CONTROL!

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Fergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoa, hold up. Nobody is cooking anything planet rapists!

Studies show a vegan raw diet can extend the life of this planet by 27 seconds. Snap the pea eco-racist!

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Skyrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

i read this in a screaming mad bernie sanders voice LOL

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mct1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought you lost it in a freak boating accident?

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unicornpoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell are we losing wood stoves in boating accidents now? Conservatives are now banned from boating.

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Five_Star_Amenities 2 points ago +2 / -0

My woodstove and 3 cords of wood!

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mct1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone claiming to be from the government came and took them. They had a badge and everything. Yeah. That's it.

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Relhok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mmmm... Empty it might be a better option. The stove, of course, not the gun.

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Fergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

👍

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hiddensfinger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah to clear it maybe.