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Why you are warm right now (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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– Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +11 / -0

I tasted some snow today, is that illegal?

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– Gwoz8881 9 points ago +9 / -0

Straight to the gulag for you!

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– unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait wait wait. I'm sure he can pay a hefty fine and some community service.

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a six course meal under communism

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– Skyrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

snow is deliciously fresh! :D

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– jarasan 2 points ago +2 / -0

No two flakes are alike, be careful with the assault flakes.

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– wilstjb 2 points ago +2 / -0

not if you got a permit. snow is an unpredicable natural occuring resourse and thereby the property of the government. you could be convicted of consuming, without permission, government resourses. It's like rustling cattle. The govt will hang you.

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– Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The govt will hang you.

I'm already hanging

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