I dunno, kinda hard to penetrate the glacial labia of a liberal wife with what amounts to a Lit'l Smokie sausage. She could just clean up with a wet nap while he cries in the shower.
It's the soy, not the penetration, friend. It drips on the labia and one of two things happen. Either another commie is created fresh for the slaughter at the nearest abortion clinic if she is a lefty or cancer. Either scenario is a giant shit sandwich.
"Why does your mouth taste like my boyfriend's dick?"
Wow.
Wow.
Tastes like cold chinese leftovers
Oh my god. Does it even have a penis? She realized as she smelled the soy wafting from his mouth.
You know she threw up a little
Probably had to douche her vag, too. TPS. Tiny Penis Syndrome. Heard it can cause ovarian cancer.
I dunno, kinda hard to penetrate the glacial labia of a liberal wife with what amounts to a Lit'l Smokie sausage. She could just clean up with a wet nap while he cries in the shower.
It's the soy, not the penetration, friend. It drips on the labia and one of two things happen. Either another commie is created fresh for the slaughter at the nearest abortion clinic if she is a lefty or cancer. Either scenario is a giant shit sandwich.
I guess in the end, the extra soft tofu is just too powerful.
Tofurky. Christ, I just barfed a little.
Holy shit, I think you are right. That is a staged marriage.
Who are these people? I do not recognize.
I think it's Trudeau